Ava, you are my love. And Mick, you are my family. And it would mean the world to me if both of you would try to get along. [whispers to Ava] Please.
[Ava sits down across the table from Mick.]
So, I was thinking... maybe you two could find some common grounds. [Ava chortles] For example, Ava, you love to read. Mick here is an author.
Oh? Well, that's something. Though I'd be shocked if his novel wasn't sexist and derivative.
It is.
Okay. Well, Mick, you love to eat. Ava is a fantastic baker. She makes one mean snickerdoodle.
Fancy sugar cookies.
Snickerdoodles are actually completely different. It's a cream of tartar base, but --
Garbage cookies.
That's rich, coming from a man who's so lacking in personal hygiene that he had to resort to sleeping with a three-breasted alien sex toy.
Well, at least Garima isn't a clone.
[tightly] Only I get to use the C-word.
Too far, Mick. Too far.
Why do you get to have a fake girlfriend and I don't? [gets up and starts walking out of the room.] Clone.
Dick.
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