Legends of Tomorrow · 388 quotes[Sara and Ava are about to have a tryst in Ava's office when Hank Heywood walks in, forcing Sara to hide on the ceiling.]
These are expenses generated by the crew of the Waverider, the tip of the Time Bureau spear. Your "Legends". [Sara comes down from the ceiling, ninja-style.] You said they were worth the additional funding. Let me refer you to some of my favorite line items. One hundred thirty-five million dollars for a new time core. What was wrong with the old one?
Oh, well, um, Rip blew it up when he sacrificed his life to save the world.
"Sacrifice" is right. 1.7 million dollars for "Historical costumes".
Mm-hmm. Well, admittedly, their costumes are... flamboyant.
A line item for, and I quote,[turns around; Sara dives to retrieve her shoe and hides just before he turns back.] "Assorted condiments". Assorted.
No one ever accused the Legends of starving, sir.
If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were in bed with the Legends. Either that, or this Captain Sara Lance is simply screwing you.
[Sara, now hiding under Ava's desk, caresses Ava's leg, causing her to flinch, but she recovers.]
[laughing nervously] Wha? Screwing me? Sara Lance? What are you... Sir, that is, that is crazy.
Which is what the Pentagon is going to call me unless we find a way to justify these numbers.
Got it, sir.
