Wally quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Rip

Mmmm. God! That Cisco's a ruddy genius.

[sighs] He is. So's Barry, Caitlin and Wells. Wait, maybe that's why I never fit in on Team Flash.

Rip

And here I was, thinking you were roaming the Chinese countryside because your girlfriend needed more space. Look, I can do one better than that, mate. Most of my favorite prodigies conspired to have me put in prison.

Wally

Huh. What happened?

Rip

Well, I lied to Sara, in addition to accidentally aiding in the resurrection of the man who killed her sister. And Ava is angry at me for sending good agents to their deaths.

Wally

Sounds like you're a bit of a douche. No-no offence

Rip

No, none taken.

Sara

Any sign of Ray?

Nate

Nah, just another Grateful Dead-end. I, for sure, got a contact high.

Mick

[producing a pair of tinted eyeglasses] And I managed to swipe Jerry Garcia's glasses.

Wally

Uh-oh. [takes the glasses away from Mick at super-speed] Once a thief, always a thief.

Nate

Dude. No, we... we allow light to moderate theft on this ship. We like to call them "souvenirs". [Wally sheepishly returns the glasses to Mick.]

Amaya

Thank you for helping us. So how do you know Nathaniel?

Wally

I was kinda like his wingman back in Central City. Just... helped him get over a broken heart, actually, because this basic bitch just dumped him on his birthday. [amused] Can you believe that?

Amaya

[hard] Yeah. 'Cause I was actually that basic bitch.

Zari

Great vibe, Wally, I think we can take it from here.

Sara

Wally! Hey. I just wanted to say "Good job" out there. Are you sticking around?

Wally

Um... no. I-I might join Rip at the Time Bureau instead.

Sara

Hm. Right. Yeah, I mean, I get that, if you want to go hang out with a bunch of stiffs instead of the cool kids, but yeah.

Wally

Well, I'm kinda getting, like, a weird vibe here. Like, I feel like Mick and Zari both hate me already, and the others are probably not that far behind. So...

Sara

So what? I mean, when Nate first arrived, he threw Ray into the Temporal Zone. Amaya beat everybody up. Zari tricked us into pulling off a heist. And Mick, well,... he's betrayed us at least ten times. I mean, we're kind of like, uh... the All-Stars of bad first impressions, so... I think you'd fit in great.

Zari

[walking in with Wally] Which brings us to the kitchen. We divvy up cleaning duties by Ray's chore wheel, which uses a complex system I pretend to not understand until he eventually does my chores for me.

Wally

[looking at the chore wheel] "Wipe down the food fabricator".

Zari

Bet you thought time travel would be seeing Woodstock, saving Shakespeare, and having ethical debates while standing over a baby Hitler. Trust me, it takes time to get used to–

Wally

Cool. So what's next?

Zari

It's gonna take time for me to get used to life with a speedster.

Wally

I might actually know what you're going through. You see, my Dad, he came into my life pretty late. We couldn't always figure each other out. We didn't always know how to fit into each other's lives, until I knew I just had to go and set out on my own.

Truly sorry to hear that, son.

Wally

I think you might be afraid that you're losing your nephew. But if you both could just try to understand each other, you might actually find something new between the two of you. You might... might even find something really special. Now I know someone that would love to play that record, if you're ready to give it a chance. And a lot of young souls would be moved by your nephew's voice.

Mysterious ways indeed.

Wally

Hey, uh, what happens if we don't repair history?

Ray

Working theory: time is frappéd together like a smoothie. So instead of just dealing with Julius Caesar in Aruba, we have to fight off Genghis Khan, a herd of woolly mammoths, and a swarm of locusts from the Old Testament.

Nate

And Mallus is freed from time jail so he can rule over this giant mess.

Wally

So, worse than Flashpoint.

Ray

Uh, is that what we're calling the thing that Barry did? Oh, I think it's something similar.