Behrad Tarazi quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Ray

Where am I? What happened?

Sara

Don't think, Ray, just enlarge.

Ray

Why is it so dark in here? Am I in a lake? A-A lake that smells like pierogies?

Ava

Ray, do it! Get big now!

Ray

Embigify. Your atomic number is up.

Sara

Now, Ray!

Ray

Size... matters! [as he enlarges, Rasputin explodes from the inside] Oh, no. What did... what did I do?

Nate

You found your catchphrase, Ray!

Mick

What the hell?

Mona

Raw meat.

Behrad Tarazi

Question is...

Nate

Did you get the shot, Kevin?

[shell-shocked and covered in blood] Uh, yeah, I-I... I got it.

Behrad

Hey, Cap. Normally, I'd be all for rolling up my sleeves and pitching in, but I gotta take shore leave for my pop's birthday. And Nate's coming with me.

Nate

I am?

Sara

[to Nate] You are?

Behrad

My parents are always asking questions about my life. He could pretend to be one of my biz school professors.

Sara

I still can't believe that you still haven't told your parents the truth about what you do.

Behrad

You mean that I'm a time-travelling superhero who stole the family heirloom?

Sara

Hmm, okay, yeah, stick to business school.

Zari

Behrad, we can make millions of future false trends reports!

Ava

No, no. Rule number one of time travel: Never look into the future for personal gain.

Zari

[dismissive while scrolling on her phone] Totally, totally.

Ava

And rule number two: No social media on the ship. [Zari hands her phone to Behard] I thought we were dropping you off.

Zari

My brother, the actual superhero, invited me to stay.

Ava

Oh. Kay. Let's just remember this is a place of business, okay? We get called on a mission, you need to keep out of our way.

Zari

[mockingly] Aye, aye.

Ava

Okay. [to Behrad] We'll talk later. [leaves]

Zari

Sad, what a waste of a good head of hair.

Behrad

Here you go. [returns her phone] Hide it.

Zari

Can your computer lady make me some cucumber water? I'm parched from that dry interaction.

Ava

[over intercom] Interim Captain Sharpe here. Team meeting in the parlour. Over and out. [continues without realising the intercom is still on] Okay, that was good. That was fun, but to the point. Not too... Gideon, are you broadcasting this?

Gideon

Sorry Miss Sharpe, I'll shut it down.

Ava

Okay, thank you! We women have to stick together.

Nate

[entering] I always thought of you as one of the guys.

Ava

Okay, I don't know what that means...

Behrad

[entering] He means it as a compliment.

Zari

I mean, this other Zari sounds so smart and substantive, like a cool, third-wave feminist superhero that you and Nate seem to like better than me.

Behrad

First off, Nate is just a sucker for doomed romances. Secondly, of course I don't like her better than you. You're my favorite Zari of all time.