Mike Logan quotes from Law & Order

Greevey

[on Jasmine being bailed out quickly] Look at that. In and out.

Logan

Just like work.

Logan

Somebody heard that shot.

In this neighborhood? You couldn't get a witness to a sunrise.

Why don't you stick to police work, detective?

Logan

Why don't you stop trying to cover your ass, Mr. Babcock?

Greevey

Mike, Mike. Take it easy. [to Babcock] He never recovered from the nuns.

Please. That was therapy.

Logan

For her or for you?

For her! In Reichian therapy, the patient has to--

Greevey

Really get to know the therapist, hmmm?

Greevey

[reading a personal ad] MBBF.

Logan

Male bisexual bondage freak?

Max Greevey

Seventeen-year-olds shouldn't be doing the thing that makes babies.

Logan

And crooks shouldn't have guns. Get real.

Logan

Hey, they don't play by the rules, why should we?

Because that's our job.

Logan

Let me ask you something. If you liked Isaac so much, why'd you clean his register?

Didn't look like he was gonna need it.

Greevey

[in a lot filled with exhumed corpses] What have we got so far?

Logan

Masucci's greatest hits.

You're bluffing.

Logan

Yeah, you're right. We'd be real upset if something happened to a piece of crap like you.

Logan

Ronald, stupid and tough is a bad combination.

Yeah, well, it works for you, man, right?

Maybe if we knew exactly what you were looking for-

Logan

We wanna know who pulled the damn trigger! 'Cause it sure as hell looks like your Ronnie did it.

[Turns slowly to Ronnie] Tell them, Ronnie

[Smugly] No.

You think you can play this fool game with me?!

Logan

You know, it's weird. Two of our grandparents come from the same town. We've both got uncles that's priests.

Greevey

And you're both Libras. That's destiny for you.

Greevey

O'Connell will have you believing there's no snakes in Ireland.

Logan

There aren't.

Greevey

Uh, touché.

Logan

You didn't think it odd that she had an anaesthesia machine delivered right to her apartment?

Last week, I had a guy order 100 bedpans. For jello molds.