Law & Order · Season 1, Episode 7
“By Hooker, By Crook” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Max Greevey (3), Mike Logan (2)
Fifty cents! I've been working hotels for 40 years, and I ain't seen a two-bit tip since those Kennedys been in office. You see what I'm getting' at? Then this duke asks me about getting a girl, and I tell him, 'A big tipper like you don't need no girl!'
You should have sent your partner. I don't usually do discipline, but I would love to teach him some manners.
[Greevey has arrested a prostitute]
You said you weren't a cop.
I lied.
Isn't there some kind of a legal thing about that?
What, lying? I'm allowed to lie. They pay me to lie.
What do you think?
Of a hooker who's got a lawyer looks like he spends more on clothes than I make in a year? I think whoever's paying his bill ought to adopt me.
Look, the heart -- that's not the part of the anatomy the girls are interested in.
[on Jasmine being bailed out quickly] Look at that. In and out.
Just like work.
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