Las Vegas · Season 3
Hey, you know what, Mary? My client over there, he's lost 250 grand.
He's really --
Sad. Yeah.
Aw.
Yeah, he's sad. Listen, maybe you could just go over there and kind of be yourself.
Be super sweet!
Yeah, be nice to him.
Poor guy.
Thanks, sweetie.
Thanks, Mar. She does come in handy.
She does come in handy sometimes.
That's sweet.
Yeah, sweet. He's up on us by over a million dollars. Why are you still such a hopeless romantic? You're weird.
You're weird! And another thing, Lipworth is spending a lot more than a mil on this wedding. So while your commission might be affected by the fact that he stopped playing, the Montecito will still come out way ahead, which is all I care about!
Pretty sassy there sassafrass.
Is it too much?
I like it.
I'm still working on it.
[runs up, frantic] Hey, hey. Have you guys seen Danny?
No. It's not my turn to watch him.
[watches as Mary runs away in search of Danny] She gets weirder every day.
Dr. Paul's love movement is a scary cult.
He makes more money than Kabbalah and Scientology combined.
Cult! He's got one of my whales convinced that if I throw a flower in front of each of the doors on his floor that love will come to him.
[smells flower] They are beautiful.
You're so easy.
You're so bitter.
Sam, you heard of Sexiest Bachelors of Vegas calendar?
Yeah, of course.Everyone has. Roberto, my colorist,he has it up on the wall in his salon, and all the boys make bets on who they can get to bite the pillow first.
You're kidding?
No, he does pretty well for himself,actually.Last year, he nailed Mr. July, Mr. December....
So this is a- a gay calendar?
Yeah, it's the gayest.Why?
No reason.
You guys posed for the calendar?
Huh? No. You kidding?
She got you with the puppies?
They were so cute.
Danny...Danny...
What is it with boys and dogs...When does that come out?
We don't know what you're talking about.
Oh. You know what? I have to go.I don't have time for this.I have to go, uh, tell everybody. Heeehaaa!! [Sam laughs and runs away.]
Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam!
This is very, very, very bad.
This is worse than bad.
[sees Delinda smiling as she walks by] You had sex, didn't you?
Excuse me?
Who did you have sex with, hooker?
Okay, I had sex, but with no one you know.
Really? I know quite a few people in this town. Try me.
Well, he doesn't even live here. He travels a lot. He's a professional bowler.
[disbelieving] You had sex with a bowler?
[nods but realizes she's had] Never. I had sex with Danny.
Danny?
Yeah.
I don't know if that's cool or not. What about Mary?
Look, it's nothing. Anyway, Mary and Danny are over. Ask Danny.
When was the last time you had a vacation?
I don't know. Clinton was in office.
Delinda, listen to me: no one listens to advice. They think they do, but they don't. So it doesn't matter what I say. You're going to do what you want in the end and that's okay.
Fine. I'll go ask Mary then.
Perfect.
What?
What do you mean, what? You know! When you decided to start sleeping with Danny again, did you tell Mary?
Of course not!
Why?
Because they've been over for more than a year!
And?!
Because it might hurt her feelings!
And did you tell Derek?
Of course, I tell him everything!
Delinda, listen to me, before you marry this guy, or don't marry him, and especially before you walk around asking everybody a bunch of girly questions, you need to make sure that your ducks are in a row.
So you think I should tell Mary about Danny?
Everything always comes out eventually and she needs to hear it from you before she hears it from somebody else.
You don't think she still loves Danny, do you?
What?! The sun always rises in the east, you always get hungry a half hour after you eat Chinese food, and Mary Connell will always love Danny McCoy.
I'm going to tell Mary about you and me.
What? Why?
I'm getting my ducks in a row.
I think you should tell your ducks to keep their bills shut. Have you been talking to Sam? What is this?
How did you know?
Delinda, do you see this guy I've been watching at the bar. Mr. McKeen. He and his wife are perfectly compatible.
And look how happy they are.
That's not his wife!
Danny, you got a minute?
Yeah, what's up?
Well, I just found out some of my colleagues aren't going to be able to make the wedding tomorrow.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah, well one of them was supposed to be my best man, and I would like you to step in.
Excuse me?
Be my best man!
I don't know.
You are the one who convinced me to marry Delinda, and you guys are such great friends. Come on!
Getting married was not my idea, Derek.
You are so modest. I guess that's why Delinda likes you. She's like 'Danny, Danny, Danny.' It's all she ever talks about.
I can't believe we don't have dates. I mean, look at us. We're hot. I know, I know, I'm hotter than you because I'm the whole package, but still. You should be able to dig up and old ho with that whole pretty boy thing you've got going on.
[sarcastically] Thank you.
Good luck with that.
Thanks for the vote of confidence!
[hears Danny knock] Come in.
What's up? [sees Delinda in her wedding dress] Wow.
Do you like?
Wow.
Stop saying wow. Say something else.
You look beautiful.
Really?
Yeah.
[speaking of Delinda and Danny] Is something going on between you two?
No! No. No, Danny's just -- he's just been feeling a little left out. You know, you've been spending a lot of time with Derek.
Well, I mean, that's because he's about to become my son in law.
No, I know. Just spend a little time with Danny, too. You're like a father to him.
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