A character in Las Vegas
Played by Molly Sims
Las Vegas · 108 quotes
Most-quoted character in Las Vegas: in 48 of its 108 quotes
Most scenes with: Sam Marquez (20), Danny McCoy (12), Ed Deline (8)
Trudy and I were wondering what your intentions might be.
Delinda DelineMy intentions, Daddy?
Well, you know, Danny --
DelindaI thought I'd have as much sex with him and his cute little butt as possible, then when I get bored, dump him.
That's cute. That's really funny.
The tint is off. The thickness is way off. Look at this thing!
I'm your father. I work in a casino. You took chips that look like they were made by a zoo animal. How do you suppose that makes me look? A: good. B: not so good.
Delinda DelineWell I'm sorry. You never invited me to take your daughter to work day.
You were busy gallivanting all over Europe!
DelindaWell you wanted me to get an education.
Exactly. So that you could be taken by some two bit hustler in the ladies lounge of my casino. Money well spent, I'd say.
It is completely abnormal for grown men to paint smiles and frowns on their faces with bright colors.
DelindaYou know, Daddy, one would've thought that the CIA might have diagnosed your coulrophobia and done something about it.
(laughs) Okay. So...you have a little problem with clowns, big guy?
(Delinda and Sam laugh)
Shut up.
(Delinda and Sam stop laughing)
Can I ask you a question?
Delinda Deline[sighs] Yes, I've done it with a girl, but only once. Okay, twice.
No! That's too much information!
Delinda DelineSam. Have you seen Seth? I'm really worried about him.
Delinda, he's an adult.
Delinda DelineHe shows up this sweet, unspoiled country boy and now I've turned him into some sort of --
American?
Delinda DelineOh, God.
Yeah. Listen, there's this thing. I'm not sure if you've heard of it or not. It's called personal responsibility.
Delinda DelineYeah, but he's overdoing it. And it's all my fault.
Good. Everyone overdoes it. That's why we're here.
Delinda DelineYeah, but he's picking up slutty girls.
That's excellent, actually. He wears the Boy George hats, but he's not gay.
Delinda DelineAnd he's drinking like a fish.
Helps kill the slutty girl germs.
So you gave up on Bon Jovi, huh?
DelindaHe's more interested in John Elway.
You do realize he's a happily married man.
DelindaI know. I was just hoping he'd write a song about me. You know, like Leila, and Angie, and Michelle. Delinda.
Do you really have a genius I.Q.?
Delinda[nods] Mhmm.
That is truly frightening.
DelindaWell, it's not like I work with nuclear weapons or anything. Although I do like to blow things up.
Delinda DelineDo you know what it's like to have Big Ed Deline breathing down your neck every second of the day?
Well, yeah.
DelindaThat's right. I forgot. He did catch us in bed. It was fun. We should do it again sometime.
Delinda DelineI hate to say this, Sam, but you smell like a dog.
Yeah! It's Beaumont, of Silver Springs. He's this big, goofy Great Dane. My whale's showing him at the competition.
DelindaHow adorable!
Yeah, he is. He reminds me of my first love, John Butler. I can't get over the resemblance.
DelindaNot the dog. The whale, right?
Yeah, I have a date with him tonight. I feel like a girl. Let's sit down and talk about it!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Check it out! Punch in camera eight on that cell. You got it? Looks like 555-0178. Find out who's number that is.
DelindaWhat's going on? She diss you? You've got to learn to take no for an answer.
That's a pay phone.
Okay. I've been here before, remember? All we've got to do is tap into the pay phone's records. Find out what number called it at 3:48 p.m. today.
That's illegal, Mike. You can't access a public phone's records. Okay. [points at screen] She stole Ed's Aston Martin.
DelindaDaddy's car?!
Yes.
DelindaYou're dead.
I know.
DelindaGood luck!
Delinda DelineTwo words: Polyester.
Two words: Calm down.
Delinda DelineDon't tell me to calm down! You're not even listening to me!
No, I'm not. I'm trying to study for my driver's test.
Delinda DelineNo one studies for their driver's test!
Well not everyone has a genius IQ, sweetheart.
Delinda DelineIt does come in handy sometimes. Hey, quit changing the subject! This is a slippery slope, Daddy. I mean, first the wait-staff at Mystique wears polyester uniforms, then who knows what she'll suggest? Stripes with plaids? Denim on denim's? Skorts?!
Skorts? What's a skort?
Delinda DelineWhere does it end, Daddy? Where??
Delinda DelineDid you know I was a magician's assistance once?
Why does that not surprise me?
Delinda DelineThe Amazing Roger. He was super cute. I actually learned a few tricks myself.
Really? Like what?
Delinda DelineOnce we were driving home from a show, and I put my hand on his thigh and he turned into a motel.
Delinda DelineSo... you're my new boss.
Yep.
Delinda DelineMmm...[Delinda opens her blouse and showing her bra] So, uh, if I do this,you could fire me?
Yes!
Delinda Deline[Delinda opens her blouse again] So I won't do that again.
Would you stop that, please.
Delinda DelineYes, sir, Mr. President.
.[Delinda walks away and opens her blouse again] Stop that.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Green Phantom!
Delinda DelineActually, you're costume is wrong.
What?
Delinda DelineYour mask should be less Batman and more Zorro. Your cape's too long and your boots are all wrong, and hike up your pants for God's sake! You're supposed to be a super hero!
Delinda DelineI guess it's just me and you, girl.
Oy.
Oh, great. Every casino host in town is here.
Delinda DelineAw, that's so sweet. They all came to pay their respects. What a nice little club you belong to.
They're not here to pay their respects. They're all after J.W.'s black book!
Delinda DelineThat's not very nice.
Casino hosts aren't very nice people.
Delinda DelineBut Sam, you're a casino host.
Exactly.
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