Las Vegas · Season 3
So... you're my new boss.
Yep.
Mmm...[Delinda opens her blouse and showing her bra] So, uh, if I do this,you could fire me?
Yes!
[Delinda opens her blouse again] So I won't do that again.
Would you stop that, please.
Yes, sir, Mr. President.
.[Delinda walks away and opens her blouse again] Stop that.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Green Phantom!
Actually, you're costume is wrong.
What?
Your mask should be less Batman and more Zorro. Your cape's too long and your boots are all wrong, and hike up your pants for God's sake! You're supposed to be a super hero!
I guess it's just me and you, girl.
Oy.
Oh, great. Every casino host in town is here.
Aw, that's so sweet. They all came to pay their respects. What a nice little club you belong to.
They're not here to pay their respects. They're all after J.W.'s black book!
That's not very nice.
Casino hosts aren't very nice people.
But Sam, you're a casino host.
Exactly.
I smell whales.
I smell embalming fluid.
Did you hear about Monica?
No, what?
Flew off the roof last night, landed over at the Wynn. Crashed right into the Manolo Blahnik one day sample sale.
You're kidding! That was yesterday?
Check them out. [Shows Sam her black sandal pumps] Aren't they delicious?
They're fabulous!
I hate funerals. Pretending to mourn for someone you despised. Doesn't that bother you guys?
Not me. I like pretending.
Now that we know Monica left it all to charity, I feel like maybe she was just misunderstood.
Really? I feel like maybe she was just a bitch.
Have a seat.
Shouldn't I be handcuffed?
No. I'm just going to ask you a few questions.
Yes, you are the best sex ever. Have you ever done it in here?
No. No, I haven't.
I bet you have, and you probably invited a few people to watch. I'd try that. I bet it would be fun.
You know, you're the second person I've run into today that thought that.
So, you want to?
No! I'm trying to conduct an interview here, Delinda, so just --
Okay! I'm sorry!
Be professional. So, did you notice anything unusual at the video shoot?
I'm not wearing any panties.
Just so you know, before when I asked about you being sweet on me, I wasn't suggesting anything.
Yes you were!
You wish I was!
No, you were. The only thing that I wish is that we didn't have to beat around the bush. We're consenting adults, right?
Absolutely!
Absolutely. I mean, if we want to have sex with each other we should just say so.
Absolutely.
That reverse psychology stuff, that's cheating, Sam.
Uh-huh. If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin', Mike.
Damn.
[trips] Ouch!
Honey, are you okay?
Ow! My shoe!
Aren't those the shoes you got at the sale where Monica...
Yes. I'm still breaking them in, I guess.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. You bought those shoes where she died?
They were on sale.
Is that the infamous Paul Logan I see at BlackJack 22?
Yep.
He seems so --
Stupid?
I was going to say sophisticated.
That's not sophisticated, it's British. Don't get confused.
You've got to hand it to Monica.
What?
Even death can't keep that bitch from ruining my life.
Who's the hottest server you have working right now?
I would have to say Steve. He has a nice, tight little ass.
Not a guy. A female.
Are you thinking about switching teams again?
I want someone to listen in and these two and report back to me.
Why, what's going on?
Anything to do with the Montecito's gaming license or potential lack thereof effects my bottom line.
And you don't think they'll mind if some hot girl is just hovering around them?
Listen to what you just said.
Was it fun being mean?
Of course it is. Why do you think I do it all the time?
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