“Father Of The Bride” quotes from Las Vegas

Danny, you got a minute?

Danny

Yeah, what's up?

Well, I just found out some of my colleagues aren't going to be able to make the wedding tomorrow.

Danny

I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, well one of them was supposed to be my best man, and I would like you to step in.

Danny

Excuse me?

Be my best man!

Danny

I don't know.

You are the one who convinced me to marry Delinda, and you guys are such great friends. Come on!

Danny

Getting married was not my idea, Derek.

You are so modest. I guess that's why Delinda likes you. She's like 'Danny, Danny, Danny.' It's all she ever talks about.

Sam

I can't believe we don't have dates. I mean, look at us. We're hot. I know, I know, I'm hotter than you because I'm the whole package, but still. You should be able to dig up and old ho with that whole pretty boy thing you've got going on.

Danny

[sarcastically] Thank you.

Sam

Good luck with that.

Danny

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

Delinda

[hears Danny knock] Come in.

Danny

What's up? [sees Delinda in her wedding dress] Wow.

Delinda

Do you like?

Danny

Wow.

Delinda

Stop saying wow. Say something else.

Danny

You look beautiful.

Delinda

Really?

Danny

Yeah.

Ed

[speaking of Delinda and Danny] Is something going on between you two?

Delinda

No! No. No, Danny's just -- he's just been feeling a little left out. You know, you've been spending a lot of time with Derek.

Ed

Well, I mean, that's because he's about to become my son in law.

Delinda

No, I know. Just spend a little time with Danny, too. You're like a father to him.