Las Vegas · Season 4
[to Mike about Ed] What do you mean a heart attack? Oh, that's great. He probably found out Delinda and Danny were sleeping together again.
Is that true?
No, no!
No, Mary, it's not true.
Am I the only one who didn't know about Danny and Delinda?
Well, you and Ed.
Please don't have a heart attack, Mary.
What's going on?
I've been trying to tell everyone.
Are you in love with Danny? [watches as her daughter nods] Oh, honey.
Hey. [kisses him] Thanks.
For what?
[smiles] For feeling the same way about me that I feel about you. [stops smiling] You do feel the same way about me, don't you?
[laughs] Yes. [walks away to find Ed]
Don't screw this up, Delinda.
I won't.
You know, don't you?
I just want to know everything.
I wanted to tell you, but then Derek showed up and things just got out of hand.
Got out of hand?! Is that how you explain what's been going on?
Look, I'm sorry --
Delinda, I don't want to talk about this.
You okay?
Yeah. It's just been a wild last few days.
Yeah, it has.
Mary's pissed at me.
Me too.
Now what?
Let's see what happens.
What if I screw it up again?
I won't let that happen.
Everybody knows! You saw the way they were looking at us in there.
Who cares who knows?
While your dad's away, I'm in charge. I'm supposed to be setting an example here.
The whole thing's a joke, Danny. People should just behave or we wouldn't need stupid seminars. [grabs his butt]
Are you into the whole group sex thing, now?
No, not for years. It's just that guy Myles was such a dweeb, I just wanted to see him squirm a little.
What do you think we should do about this whole employee fraternization thing?
Here's what we should do. [kisses him] You're my boyfriend and I don't care who knows it.
Want to meet upstairs in fifteen minutes?
Make it ten.
Okay.
What's this? You and Shannon? You learned nothing from that seminar?
The pot calling kettle. Who's talking?
Mine is a preexisting condition!
Why didn't you have the decency to tell me?
Now's not exactly the best time for us to chat.
[to the bartender] Take a walk.
I thought you weren't talking to me.
Oh, I'm not talking to you. I'm yelling at you.
You know what? I'm tired of walking on eggshells around you. Danny wanted to marry you. You gave him his ring back. It's over! You don't have dibs on him anymore, so get over it!
Poor Derek. He never even saw it coming.
Well maybe poor Derek and poor Mary should get together and trade sob stories.
You'd like that, wouldn't you? I swear, you are just pathological.
Now you're talking out of your ass.
You think I'm mean?
It doesn't matter. I can totally handle it. In fact, I kind of dig it.
Okay, I'm going to try and say this in the nicest way. I think you should go back to Hawaii, because if you don't, I will have Ed Deline kill you.
[kissing Delinda] Do you realize how great this is?
What? The sex?
The whole thing: sex, we like to hang out together, we make each other laugh.
You going to waste time talking about feelings or you want to get busy?
Before we start, since this is our first real date, let's pretend like we just met. That we're just getting to know each other.
That's kind of lame.
No it's not! Just tell me something about you I don't already know. Something embarrassing.
I stole a pack of gum when I was eight.
That's not embarrassing.
Okay, well top it!
Okay. I once fell asleep in my own vomit.
Outstanding! [they high-five]
I have no intention of killing you.
That's funny, because I have every intention of killing you.
I do, however, have no problem at all killing your daughter.
Do you know how many laws you just broke?
I don't care. I only care about is getting Delinda back.
I'm just saying, I like the attitude. You just bought us some time. It'll force them to plan B.
What about our plan?
Our plan? Get my daughter back and kill them all.
You're never going to get away.
If that's the case, why not kill you right now?
Because you need me. I'm the only chip you've got left, Chips.
I've got 50 million chips, blondie. You're just chump change to me.
You're going to die, you know. They shut down your airport. It's only a matter of time.
By the time the police figure any of this out I'll be on a beach earning twenty percent. [Delinda laughs] I'm glad you think this is all funny.
What's funny is you actually think the police will be involved. There will be no police, no FBI. There will only be men whose sole responsibility will be to hunt you down and kill you. All of you. And they will. They always do.
[on the phone] What did you just say to me?
I said no. Listen to me, you scumbag. The deal was the money for my daughter. Now if you had just given her back all of this crap would be over. Now it's my show and I'm not letting you leave. [hangs up]
Sucks to be you.
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