Delinda: I think I know what would ease all this tension.
Danny: What? Oh! Oh.
Delinda: I'll see you at home.
Danny: Okay, I'll finish my rounds and I'll meet you there.
S4Wines And Misdemeanors
Danny: Baby, I'm home. Sorry I'm late, I had to 86 a couple of card cheats. But I'm here now.
Delinda: I made a reservation, you gotta come.
Danny: Wait. Where's the Frisky Ferret? I thought we were...
Delinda: Oh, honey, I already did. What? You were late! Let's go. I'm starving.
Sam: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Where's Delinda? My whale needs the booth bottle service at Mystique.
Danny: I don't know where she is.
Sam: I've been calling her, she hasn't answered. You know, she seems like she's really hard to get ahold of ever since she got that Frisky Ferret.
Danny: She told you about that?
Sam: Of course. The Frisky Ferret used to be my favorite till I traded up.
Danny: Traded up?
Sam: To the Angry Anaconda. Mmm...
Danny: You know what? I'm not even worried about it. 'Cause it's not like a little sex toy's ever gonna replace the real thing.
Sam: Oh. Okay, good. All right. Well, you keep telling yourself that. (CHUCKLlNG) It's just It's so hard to find a decent guy. And then you have to pretend like you want to wait so he doesn't think you're a slut.
Delinda: I never waited, and no one ever thought I was... Besides, you don't have to wait till you're in a relationship. Have you ever heard of the Frisky Ferret?
Mary: Oh, I'm guessing a battery-powered device.
Delinda: More like a battery-powered endless source of pleasure.
Mary: That good, huh?
Delinda: Better.
Mary: Ooh!
Delinda: I'll get you the catalog.
Delinda: Hey.
Danny: What's up? We're headed out to North Vegas.
Denlida: Mmm.
Danny: Sorry I didn't make it home last night.
Delinda: That's okay. I kept busy. (BLENDER WHlRRlNG)
Delinda: I tried to stay up until you got home last night, but I was completely spent.
Danny: Spent?
Delinda: Yeah. But I slept really well.
Danny: So I thought we could figure out a way to use up all this energy.
Delinda: Oh, yeah? Mmm-hmm I'll be right back.
Danny: Okay.
(ELECTRONlC BUZZlNG)
Danny: All right. Delinda! We need to talk about this. You can't just get up in the middle of...
Delinda: I had spinach in my teeth. What? Danny, what's going on? You didn't just suddenly develop a phobia to oral hygiene, did you?
Danny: I just I thought it was the Frisky Ferret. I thought that you were in there. I thought that you were in there, you know...
Delinda: Why would I do that when I have the real thing right here?
Danny: Because you would rather have the tractor in your field than the mule in your Mike's an idiot. Look, I think that we have an amazing sex life and I don't need sex toys or erotic accessories to make me happy. I just need you.
Delinda: I feel the exact same way, Danny.
Danny: Good.
Delinda: So if this is about the Frisky Ferret, let's just get rid of it. We good?
Danny: Yeah. Good.
Delinda: 'Cause I'd rather be here with you like this, than lying alone, half-undressed, in the middle of the day, fantasizing about you and me doing it on a picnic bench in the middle of the woods.
Danny: What do you mean?
Delinda: You know. Bra, blouse, nothing else. Except my boots. And I'm getting a few splinters, but I kind of like it. And any moment we might be discovered. It's just something that gets me really excited. But don't worry. That's all over.
Danny: I'll be right back.
(ELECTRONlC BUZZlNG)
Delinda: Danny! (DELlNDA LAUGHlNG)
S4Wagers Of Sin
PPolly
I have lost the will to work.
You're Korean.
PPolly
Hard to believe, I know.
PPolly
After I find new boyfriend, I work, maybe six month.
SSamantha
How about if I get Chul Ho back for you.
PPolly
No way. He go to L.A., already look for better girlfriend with a tight booty bounce quarter off and big hooter, plastic.
S4The Chicken Is Making My Back Hurt
DSDoctor Sassen
Your handshake -- it's like a little girl's.
Here's an idea for ya. How about I crack you right in the mouth. And that way you...(recognizes trickery, starts to laugh uneasily) That was a test. You had me there good.
DSDoctor Sassen
I just wanted to get a sense of what I'm dealing with here.
AMAnger Management Doctor
Okay Ed, how would you react if a man stood right in front of you and said he was gonna knock your teeth down your throat?
Well doc, you see the first thing you do is kinda take a half a step to the right so you can't get hit with a straight right-hand,, then I take my thumb and I go right for this eyeball (making a move for the doc's right eyeball to show him)
AMAnger Management Doctor
No!
No?
Anger Management Doctor: No.
I hate this town
S4Pharaoh Nuff
I'm taking your mom to Paris for Valentines Day.
I thought you hated France.
The French...not France.
Well, if he took the thing, he's obviously a thief.
So, what do you want to do?
I guess there's only one thing we can do. We're gonna steal it back, boys.
(Ed, Mike and Danny talking about stealing the already stolen mummy back, Mikes having a few concerns)
Listen, no one is going to jail, okay? All we're doing is simply reclaiming something that belongs to us, now are you in or out?
I'm In.
One condition, if we go to jail I get the top bunk.
If we go to jail you pretty boys wont have to worry about it, you wont be getting much sleep. :(laughs) know what I mean?
Lifting the mummy's coffin into the Moncetio's loading bay.
This is pretty light?
Well the dude hasn't eaten in the last 3000 odd years.
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