A scene from “Wines And Misdemeanors”

Sam: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Where's Delinda? My whale needs the booth bottle service at Mystique.

Danny: I don't know where she is.

Sam: I've been calling her, she hasn't answered. You know, she seems like she's really hard to get ahold of ever since she got that Frisky Ferret.

Danny: She told you about that?

Sam: Of course. The Frisky Ferret used to be my favorite till I traded up.

Danny: Traded up?

Sam: To the Angry Anaconda. Mmm...

Danny: You know what? I'm not even worried about it. 'Cause it's not like a little sex toy's ever gonna replace the real thing.

Sam: Oh. Okay, good. All right. Well, you keep telling yourself that. (CHUCKLlNG) It's just It's so hard to find a decent guy. And then you have to pretend like you want to wait so he doesn't think you're a slut.