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“The Chicken Is Making My Back Hurt” quotes from Las Vegas

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“The Chicken Is Making My Back Hurt” · Season 4

In this episode: Ed Deline (2), Mike Cannon (1)

DSDoctor Sassen

Your handshake -- it's like a little girl's.

Here's an idea for ya. How about I crack you right in the mouth. And that way you...(recognizes trickery, starts to laugh uneasily) That was a test. You had me there good.

DSDoctor Sassen

I just wanted to get a sense of what I'm dealing with here.

AMAnger Management Doctor

Okay Ed, how would you react if a man stood right in front of you and said he was gonna knock your teeth down your throat?

Well doc, you see the first thing you do is kinda take a half a step to the right so you can't get hit with a straight right-hand,, then I take my thumb and I go right for this eyeball (making a move for the doc's right eyeball to show him)

AMAnger Management Doctor

No!

No?

Anger Management Doctor: No.

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