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Las Vegas · Season 1

“Pilot” quotes from Las Vegas

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“Pilot” · Season 1

In this episode: Danny McCoy (3), Ed Deline (2), Delinda Deline (1), Mike Cannon (1)

[Voiceover] Never sleep with the boss's daughter. Especially if the boss is Ed Deline, former head of CIA Counter Intelligence and the greatest security man Vegas has ever seen.

Danny, welcome to the family.

Excuse me, what?

If I catch you looking at another girl, take a poison pill, because I'll kill ya.

Hey, don't forget: barbecue at my house tomorrow night. I've got some great new gadgets I've been working on.

You're not going to rewire my car and set it on fire again, are you?

That really hurts, Danny. You had a short, okay? That was an accident!

Trudy and I were wondering what your intentions might be.

My intentions, Daddy?

Well, you know, Danny --

I thought I'd have as much sex with him and his cute little butt as possible, then when I get bored, dump him.

That's cute. That's really funny.

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