Monica Mancuso quotes from Las Vegas

Monica

Come on, show some cleavage. It's a casino, not a convent.

Monica Mancuso

You know, Danny, I haven't seen Samantha Marquez here.

Danny McCoy

That's because she's not here.

Monica

She seems to have disappeared with all her clients, which I don't have to tell you means millions of dollars to the Montecito's bottom line. I need those clients here on opening night.

Danny

Nobody has seen or heard from Sam since she left.

Monica

Well, given your impressive background, I don't think you're going to have too much trouble tracking her down.

Danny

Well you don't know Sam. If she doesn't want to be found, she won't be.

Monica

What is she, all of four foot nothing? Find her!

Danny

Even if I did find her, what if she doesn't want to come back?

Monica

Then I'll poach her clients.

Monica Mancuso

So, Mike --

Yes?

Monica

What sort of impression do I make?

Mike

Come again?

Monica

If we were at a bar and you hadn't seen me before.

Mike

Oh! Can I speak candidly?

Monica

I insist you speak candidly.

Mike

I think you are a hot piece of ass.

Monica

Good answer.

Monica Mancuso

Who is she?

Danny McCoy

Who is who?

Monica

Come on. You wore the same suit yesterday. You have that pathetic, puppy dog grin on your face. My guess, some woman's got you by the 'nads. My advice: cut her loose. Women cannot be trusted.

Danny

Okay.

Monica

Hello? I know what I'm talking about.

Monica Mancuso

[Looking at Mary and Sam's revealing tops] I'm sorry, did we open a Hooters?

Sam Marquez

[Motioning to Monica's chest] If we did, you're in trouble.