BMBob Marquez
Hey, sis!
Hey sis. Who are you, Greg Brady? Who says things like that?
“The Real McCoy” · Season 3
In this episode: Sam Marquez (3), Delinda Deline (1), Ed Deline (1), Mike Cannon (1)
Dear, God, please make them stop.
Yeah, your brother and your boss. Not the most holy of unions.
Nuh-uh. What am I gonna do?
Ignore it.
I'm trying, but I can't. I mean, this is interfering with my job. The time I've spent showering, alone.
Showering?
Should I talk to him? I should talk to him! Thanks, Mike!
Two words: Polyester.
Two words: Calm down.
Don't tell me to calm down! You're not even listening to me!
No, I'm not. I'm trying to study for my driver's test.
No one studies for their driver's test!
Well not everyone has a genius IQ, sweetheart.
It does come in handy sometimes. Hey, quit changing the subject! This is a slippery slope, Daddy. I mean, first the wait-staff at Mystique wears polyester uniforms, then who knows what she'll suggest? Stripes with plaids? Denim on denim's? Skorts?!
Skorts? What's a skort?
Where does it end, Daddy? Where??
BMBob Marquez
She touches me, Sam, to the soul and beyond.
I'm going to slap you.
BMBob Marquez
We're soulmates, and I'm thinking she's going to be part of our family one day.
I'm going to go throw up.
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