Master Shifu, it's Mei Ling!
[alarmed] Mei Ling?! Lock the doors! Man the gates! Double the guard!
Mei Ling? Oh, no!
Mistress Mei Ling.
Mmm, razza frapsit.
MLMei Ling
Good to see you, Zeng. Miss me?
Uh, maybe a little.
MLMei Ling
Mm, let me guess. Shifu's students, right?
Yeah, sorry, Miss Ling, uh, you just missed Shifu. He's…not here.
MLMei Ling
Oh, such a shame. I was hoping he'd be hiding in that cabinet. [opens the cabinet and finds Shifu clinging onto the cabinet door]
Gah! Stay back! Don't come any closer.
[whispering to Monkey] Why is Shifu so afraid of her?
She beat Shifu!
MLMei Ling
[chuckles] I always do. He never could bring himself to fight his own girlfriend.
Girlfriend? [faints and Monkey lifts him back up on his feet] Girlfriend?!
Ex-girlfriend, and evil incarnate.
MLMei Ling
Mm, so dramatic. But yes, I suppose I was a bit of a bad girl back in the day. [2D animated flashback begins; voice-over] Shifu was a young prodigy. I was a rogue Kung Fu master. It was love at first fight. We became quite the item, but it couldn't last. [they both walk down the road, holding hands, until an ox warrior with a golden tooth appears, and they take him down together] Shifu felt a higher calling. But I used Kung Fu as a way to make a living. When I refused to change my ways, Shifu dumped me. He cared more about the honor of Kung Fu than he cared about me.
[End of flashback]
That's not true. [turns to her] I cared about you very much, it's just that--
Wait, I totally get it! Mei Ling doesn't scare you because she can beat you, she scares you 'cause you're afraid you still like her.
I, uh… Po, that's ridiculous.
[The Furious Five hum innocently]
Your mouth says "no," but your eyes say "Don't mind if I do." [brings him and Mei Ling closer together] Forbidden love, so romantic!
[denying] Never. Mei Ling is a petty thief.
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