Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness · Season 1
[A pig hands Taotie a scroll]
Ooh, the mail!
[He rolls out the scroll]
Aha! The Jade Palace! What did I tell you?
[Taotie begins to read the scroll]
A bill? "For the destruction of the Training Hall"?
[He puts down the scroll]
A bill?! [Looks off into the distance] Enough of your petty humiliation, Shifu and friends! I'll make you rue the day you were ever born! Rue, do you hear me?! RUE!!
Dad, they're, like, 4 miles away.
[to Po] Behold scrolls 51 to 10,000
The Sacred Scrolls should be read in proper order
Seriously how, I need to forget him (his father, Taotie) too. [Taotie looks at his son]
Wait, if you expected us to know who you are, you must know who we are
I am Taotie, your, uh... Kung Fu master!
[Bowing] Master Taotie.
[To Viper] You, you're uh... Noodle. [To Monkey] You're Doodie. [To Mantis] Little Britches. [To Tigress] Whiskers Kitty-poo. [To Crane] And you're, uh, El Storko. [Laughs]
[Does a fake cough] Loser. [Taotie looks at his son again after hearing this]
They call me a brilliant genius!
Wasn't this supposed to be about us?
Oh, sorry. But then at the peak of... of my... our glory, there arose a terrible menace. A dark lord of evil known as Shifu...'s-An-Idiot. Yeah, Shifu's-An-Idiot and his nefarious confederate, Po...-Chews-With-His-Mouth-Open.
Lame
And although we have defeated them at every turn, Shifu's-An-Idiot and Po keep coming back. By the way, last time we fought those guys, I saved your lives. That's why you should be really nice to me. And then... there was a giant cake with eyes and uh... the end.
I think I remember that cake!
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