Professor Curio quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Now you Cappies are the shuddering sheep, and the wicked wolves are in charge.

Alright, what do you want us to do?

All of you, BAA!

Chef Kawasaki

Baa, baa?

Baa, baa...

I said, all of you! I command you! BAA!!!!!

Louder, or the wolves will get angry.

King Dedede

Lookie here, girly. You can have yourself all of these sweety cakes and creamy puffs compliments of yo kingly ol' friend Dedede.

Escargoon

That's right, all you gotta do is cooperate. Here, have a cupcake.

I wouldn't touch your cruddy cupcake. Now you'd better untie me and let me go right now. RIGHT NOW!

Escargoon

Oh, we'll let you go soon enough.

King Dedede

Just say those magic words!

What magic words?

Escargoon

The ones you say whenever that pesky pinky is in a pickle.

Kabu.

King Dedede

Warp Star!

King Dedede

Now all you gotta do is say it. And if you don't say it, we gonna keep you tied up not too tight till you do, got it?

Hmph.

Escargoon

Yeah! Tell us where he's hidin' that Warp Star!

I'm not gotta tell you and you two anything.

[offscreen] Hey, Tiff!

Huh?

Let's go!

What are you doing here?

Escargoon

Look, it's the little brother to the rescue. Ain't that nauseating?

King Dedede

Get lost. We tryin' to find out where Kirby's Warp Star's at.

Uh... that's easy. The Warp Star's inside Kabu.

Kirby

Poyo.

[untying Tiff] Sorry. It just slipped out.

Some secret keeper. [sighs]

Hurry!

Luckily, we don't have to hurry.

But what if they find it somehow?

Even if Dedede and Escargoon found the Warp Star, it wouldn't do them any good.

Huh?

Because they don't understand the power of the Warp Star like I do.

I remember all that, too. But I wanna know where you got the idea to hide the Warp Star inside Kabu.

Well that was easy. I remember the first time I saw it.

Look! I've never seen that.

[narrating] It was like it was made for the Warp Star. It had to stay with Kabu.

It sure is weird. [about the Warp Star's pedestal] But the Warp Star fits inside it so perfect, especially since Kabu's been around for millions of years.

Of course it's weird. Everything about Kabu is weird.

Holy cow! Look at the size of that thing!

What kind of creature is it?

That's a whale. This book says whales are the largest living mammals. They breathe through a blowhole in the top of their heads.

Absolutely fascinating.

That's just horrible!

Chef Kawasaki

What is?

Taking advantage of those poor things!

Would you all rather they work for Dedede?

Uh, well...

Hey, Tiff, we never thought about that.

After all, it's not as if we don't treat 'em right!

I'll never eat a strawberry again...

I'll never eat again, period!

Taking a cooking class from Kawasaki...

Not the brightest idea we've had!

I know! Biblio, do you have any cookbooks for sale at your store?

Hmm...

Now it says here, it's important to have good sharp cooking implements! They make cooking all the easier!

Cooking implements?

Of course, why didn't we think of it before? Whatever you endeavor, you must have the right tools!

Sure, it's a good idea, but where do you find them?

If only we could get our hands on one of them catalogues!

[offscreen] Drop those pies!

I expect this from Dedede but not from you!

Oh.

Hello, Tiff.

We're only doing what the king said we had.

Tomorrow's your Appreciation Day, Chief Bookem. But I guess it's your Dis Day now.

Oh, that's alright. Don't bother.

I thought so.

Escargoon

Looks like Tiff's trying to disrupt Dis Day.

King Dedede

Just wait 'til she finds out who we dissin' next!

This is catastrophic.

How can we survive, Meta Knight?

Maybe we should just get rid of Kirby.

Meta Knight

Listen to me. eNeMeE is not just after Kirby. He will not stop until he controls the entire universe! We must all try to stop him!

That's what this battleship's for, right?

We can battle eNeMeE from inside here.

Kirby

Poyo.

This sounds crazy.

Meta Knight

The odds are against us, but you must decide now! I need a crew. Will you stand up and fight with me?

You want us to fight?!

Chef Kawasaki

I'm a chef, not a soldier!

Meta Knight

I cannot fly this ship alone. Are there no brave volunteers? Chief Bookem!

Ah, I'd like to help, but I'm a lawman, not an airman.

I'm too old to volunteer.

Chef Kawasaki

I think I left my oven on!

My crystal ball needs polishing!

Gus

Gotta go pump some gas!

Good luck, Meta Knight!

Kirby doesn't stand a chance without help.

Well what're you waitin' for? We can't let a Star Warrior battle alone!

Who is he?

I don't know, but he could use a shave.

Sergeant Kit Cosmos! I served with Meta Knight and the Star Warrior force and I'm reportin' for duty.

Tiff told us about you.

He's a big hero.

You live on that island.

Kirby and his squad found me there, and when they went home, I chose to stay. But now I've come to help Kirby take on eNeMeE. All right then, who's ready to fight alongside me?

He certainly is a tough cookie.

Chef Kawasaki

Yeah. Even tougher than my cookies.

Will you stand alongside me, or are you a cowering coward?

We can't fight, Sergeant.

We're not soldiers.

Not soldiers? Is that a reason for you to stand there and do nothin'?! Kirby's riskin' his life to save your planet, and it's your duty to help him!

Look who's here.

Sergeant Cosmos!

I'd never miss a fight if I can help it. [Meta Knight steps out to greet him] Meta Knight, sir!

Meta Knight

What brings you here?

I may be a soldier who's over the hill, but I'm proud to serve one last time, if you'll have me.

Meta Knight

I will.

It'll be an honor, sir.

Chef Kawasaki

I can mess up the mess hall, so count me in too!

You'll need a medic.

Gus

And I've got the muscle to tune this baby up for ya!

Thanks, guys! But not all of us can go.

Yeah. Somebody's gotta stay behind to start rebuildin' Cappy Town.

Hmmm. We never thought of that, did we?

Yeah, I guess you're... [the area around them shakes again]

All volunteers on board.

Blade Knight

[mumbling] Help Kirby.