Chef Kawasaki quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Chef Kawasaki

[After Demon Kirby set the fire on Kawasaki's restaurant] Why, Kirby!? Why!?

Escargoon

Clear! Clear for talent! Well whaddaya know? That skeleton's a dead ringer for King Dedede.

Chef Kawasaki

This means... there never was a Cappy King in the good old days.

There wasn't no good old days, either.

King Dedede

This makes my day! [laughs alongside Escargoon]

What's that?

Don't know, but it looks unfriendly.

King Dedede

Them Cappy-ccinos need half-and-half'in'! [sics Slice 'n Splice on the townsfolk, resulting in a massive mix-up of their body parts with several screams let out]

Oh, this is baaaa-d.

Aw, are you kidding?

King Dedede

[laughs] Un-baa-lievable!

Escargoon

Why'd ya have to go and mix us up with sheep? I know you like fleecing your subjects, but this is ridiculous.

Tokkori

Just look at me. I used to be fine and feathery. Now I'm fat and furry.

Have a gander at me, mate! A mammal's gotta be bats to want wings!

Tokkori

I want my body back as much as you do, but that there monster's too tough for us to tackle.

Crikey. Kirby's gonna have to give that beast a shalackin' so I can get me fur back.

Tokkori

Let's go find him.

Right.

King Dedede

Say, you Cappies look kinda sheepish. Hah! Sheepish! That's a good one! [laughs]

King Dedede! [Dedede looks at Bookem with a shocked expression on his face] Body-snatchin's illegal.

King Dedede

So what? You may have my body, but I'm still head around here!

We demand you return us to normal, your highness. We're one furious flock!

Chef Kawasaki

I like lamb chops, but this is ridiculous.

Escargoon

Listen, we don't wanna start a stampede. Let's give their bodies back and go after Kirby.

King Dedede

Good idea. I'm glad I thought of it. Listen up! I've done decided to be magnanimous and give y'all yer Cappy bodies back. Slice n' Splice, stick 'em all back together!

The King's firing Chief Bookem?

Chef Kawasaki

There goes my doughnut sales.

Chef Kawasaki

Ah... the catch of the day.

Stop! That's not sushi, that's Tiff's boyfriend!

Chef Kawasaki

Huh?... Her boyfriend?

You sure are popular, Princess Rona.

Greetings, Princess.

Welcome to Cappy Town.

Chef Kawasaki

Hey, Princess!

Thank you all for your warm hospitality.

What an honor.

She's the prettiest princess who's ever been here.

Well, she's the only princess who's ever been here, Curio.

That fish is fierce competition!

There's gotta be a way to beat it.

Chef Kawasaki

I know a way. Just turn it into sushi!

Chef Kawasaki

Hey King Dedede, I didn't know you and Escargoon were into sushi.

King Dedede

Get it off of me.

Dedede's buildin' something pretty big.

From the looks of all that heavy equipment, I bet it's some kind of factory.

So... what is a factory, Tiff?

Chef Kawasaki

It must have something to do with facts.

No, a factory's a big place where they build things.

Well, you don't say! That's good news.

Hmph. I'd like to know what they're building.

King Dedede

A---ttention citizens and everybody else living here! Thanks to me, Cappy Town's finally gonna join up with the Industrial Revolution!

Industrial?

Revolution?

Escargoon

That's right, you backward bumpkins. It's time to ditch your darning needles, get your heads out of your butter churns, and say "howdy-do" to the 21st century!

King Dedede

When tomorrow morning comes and you hear that siren sound, mosey on down to the factory here and witness a shiny new future! [he and Escargoon both laugh]

Escargoon

There are your new uniforms... and wear some undergarments!

Oh, I love the color!

A no-nonsense garment. Oh!

These look like prison uniforms.

Escargoon

Ah, hold your comments. What are you, a fashion model?

What happens if we put 'em on?

Escargoon

You get to hang out at the Dedede Factory as long as you want.

King Dedede

Yeah, and you also get free household appliances!

Chef Kawasaki

That sounds great!

When will the factory be completed?

Escargoon

First thing tomorrow morning!

King Dedede

I'll see ya at the grand opening, folks! [he and Escargoon both laugh again]

I don't trust 'em, Kirby.

Kirby

Poyo?

Oh, don't be such a spoilsport. This factory thing sounds like fun!

We'll see about that.

King Dedede

Yuck! Yuck!! YUCK!!! This slop ain't fit for a doggone dog! There's gotta be something here that's eatable! [takes a bite of a salad, chews for a few seconds then bursts into tears] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

Escargoon

But Majesty, we've got other choices. Instant noodles, cat food, crunchy liver-and-bacon dog treats, hmm? [Dedede looms over him]

King Dedede

I WANT SOMETHIN' TASTY!!!!!

King Dedede

Yuck! Yuck!! YUCK!!! THIS TASTES LIKE TRASH!!! Kawasaki, ain't you got nothing digestion-able in this here dump!?

Chef Kawasaki

Sorry, Sire. That's every dish on the menu.

King Dedede

You ain't no chef, YOU'RE A GARBAGEMAN!!

Escargoon

Come clean, Kawasaki. All chefs have secret recipes. Don't hold out on us!

Chef Kawasaki

I'm not! That's all I have!

King Dedede

What a loser. Let's get out of here.

Chef Kawasaki

But what about your bill?

King Dedede

Forget it, pizza-face! [throws a pizza at Kawasaki]

Chef Kawasaki

[tastes the pizza] It tastes okay to me...

Gus

Well, how's the chow?

Did you like it?

It was heavenly.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it 100!

But how much did you pay?

Just $5!

Say what?!

5 bucks?!

Oh boy!

Chef Kawasaki

I'm through.

I've got to try this place!

Chef Kawasaki

I can't even give my food away.

What are you gonna do?

I guess you can always pay people to eat here.

They're servin' up a special sorbet! We gotta counterattack 'em fast!

Chef Kawasaki

It's done. This dish is so hot, it may burn through the pot.

What is it?

Chef Kawasaki

I call it Toxic Atomic Curry. When they get a taste of this, I'll be the hottest chef in town! [laughs maniacally]

But people are gettin' tired of spicy food. We-

Chef Kawasaki

Tell me, Tiff. Where's Kirby?

Kirby? He's across the street eating.

Chef Kawasaki

Too bad, I'll taste it myself. I can take the heat. [tastes his new Superspicy Curry and becomes ablaze]

[gasp] You're on fire!

Chef Kawasaki

Hahahaa-haha! Atomic Curry!

Yeah! He's Fire Kirby!

Meta Knight

No, that's the heartburn from Kawasaki's cooking.

Chef Kawasaki

I finally out-spiced Kirby!

Escargoon

Alright, what's this all about a punishment?

King Dedede

If you ask me, it's punishment enough to mangle with the peasants!

Listen, you tried to make everybody eat Kirby, so now it's your turn.

You gotta eat Kawasaki's Toxic Atomic Curry!

King Dedede

What'chu mean? That ain't no kind of punishment at all!

Escargoon

There's nothing you can cook up that's too hot for us to handle!

Chef Kawasaki

Here you go! [serves Dedede and Escargoon the Toxic Atomic Curry]

King Dedede

Looks wimpy!

Escargoon

Yeah, no sweat!