Monster!? That's ridiculous! There's no monster in this castle!
CCappy
Yes, there is! It's big and it's scary and it eats everything in sight!
That's King Dedede! There's no monster. Now go back to your homes so His Majesty can finish his supper in peace!
Hey, wait a minute, Escargoon! Not so fast! [Tiff, her brother Tuff, and their parents Sir Ebrum and Lady Like enter the throne room] How do we know you're not lying again?
Yeah, like you usually do?
You have no right to speak to me that way. Your parents should slap you silly.
Papa, something funny's going on!
You might be right, Tiff. A monster is the kind of thing Dedede would love.
The king must be behind this!
You're a court official, how dare you accuse his royal highness! [to King Dedede] Want me to check 'em in for a two-week stay in the dungeon, sweet kingy?
[Laughs and turns to face everyone else] A monster, huh? Would the monster happen to look anything like that? [He points to a fish tank containing a small octopus]
CCappy
That's it! That's the monster!
CCappy
Except it was a hundred times bigger!
[laughs] Well you can see this ain't no monster, it's my new pet octopus. And the only thing he likes to eat is sardines.
[He drops one in the tank. The octopus eats it]
Hehehehe. Little fella wouldn't hurt a fly unless it was on the end of a fishhook! [laughs]
Of course it wouldn't. Now get out and go back to your trailer park so the king can have his dessert! Go on! Poof, you're gone!
[Tiff runs up to the octopus. The two exchange stares]
Don't know, but it looks unfriendly.
Them Cappy-ccinos need half-and-half'in'! [sics Slice 'n Splice on the townsfolk, resulting in a massive mix-up of their body parts with several screams let out]
CCappy
Aw, are you kidding?
[laughs] Un-baa-lievable!
Why'd ya have to go and mix us up with sheep? I know you like fleecing your subjects, but this is ridiculous.
Just look at me. I used to be fine and feathery. Now I'm fat and furry.
Have a gander at me, mate! A mammal's gotta be bats to want wings!
I want my body back as much as you do, but that there monster's too tough for us to tackle.
Crikey. Kirby's gonna have to give that beast a shalackin' so I can get me fur back.
Say, you Cappies look kinda sheepish. Hah! Sheepish! That's a good one! [laughs]
King Dedede! [Dedede looks at Bookem with a shocked expression on his face] Body-snatchin's illegal.
So what? You may have my body, but I'm still head around here!
We demand you return us to normal, your highness. We're one furious flock!
I like lamb chops, but this is ridiculous.
[the Cappies are speaking in a way that's considered unintelligible]
Listen, we don't wanna start a stampede. Let's give their bodies back and go after Kirby.
Good idea. I'm glad I thought of it. Listen up! I've done decided to be magnanimous and give y'all yer Cappy bodies back. Slice n' Splice, stick 'em all back together!
Boy, directin’ traffic’s gotta be pretty boring for Chief Bookem.
What’s so bad about directing traffic?
CCappy
It may be dull, but Cappy Town needs a reliable cop like him!
That’s true. Say what you want, but good ol’ Bookem’s dependable, all right.
Now you Cappies are the shuddering sheep, and the wicked wolves are in charge.
CCappy
Alright, what do you want us to do?
I said, all of you! I command you! BAA!!!!!
[The Cappies and Waddle Dees baa like sheep]
Louder, or the wolves will get angry.
[The Cappies and Waddle Dees baa even louder]
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