Willow quotes from King of the Hill

Bobby

Uh, Willow, this is Connie. She's not my girlfriend, but actually, even if she was, it would be okay that she slept over, seeing how you practice ethical non-monagomy.

[scoffs] I heard about that when I was at SMU. It's just some BS college girls say to get side-dick.

Excuse me?! ENM is a relationship structure that allows people to have a connection without hurdles like jealousy or expectations.

Yeah, and side-dick.

I know the guy that runs the Cowboys Fantasy Camp. Do you think your dad would be into that?

Bobby

Are you kidding? I found the first chapter of a novel he wrote about Tony Romo. He solved mysteries and had a dog that knew karate.

My dad used to work here, so I kinda grew up around football.

Bobby

You never told me that.

I hate being negative, and if I talk about my dad, I end up bitching about that piece-of-shit, Jerry Jones who fired him.

Hank

Well, the man has no soul. He fired the late, great Tom Landry, too.