Shego [watching Junior run the obstacle course] Pretty good time... for a wounded tortoise.
Hey Junior, I thought we could work on our evil laughs together?
Father, can you not see I am a wounded porpoise?
Yeah, I said "tortoise." With a "t." Tuh. Tuh. Tortoise!
See, Father, how mixed up you make me!
You know, for someone who can disarm a doomsday device, you seem to have major mixer issues.
Ron, this machine hates me!
(trying to use the electric mixer) I feel ridiculous!
That, Kim... is why you fail.
Too bad about your restaurant.
Well, when the health inspector saw a live rodent, you know, serving the food... the die was cast.
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