KKim
Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.
Young Ron: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THE GIANT MONKEY!
“A Sitch In Time” · Season 2, Episode 13
In this episode: Ron (4), Kim (3), Drakken (2), Monkey Fist (2), Killigan (2), Shego (1), Rufus (1), Ron Stoppable (1)
RRon
You know this ancient magic stuff, it's always so complicated!
When young Kim Possible goes on her first mission we'll make sure she fails. This time her spirit will be crushed!
Uh, we tried crushing her spirit. Can we nay simply crush her?
I'm with the mad golfer on this one.
RRon
Um, excuse me scary orb thing where are you taking us?
FRFloating Robot
The attitude adjustment center.
KKim
Isn't that the high school?
FRFloating Robot
Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit
RRon
Yep, high school.
BRBonnie Rockwaller
Our scan has picked up two troublemakers in the back row.
I wonder what they do with troublemakers?
[wrist-cuffs & foot-cuffs trap Kim & Ron]
Hey, hey, hey! High school never had to resort to this sort of thing!
[Obedience collars emerge from the seatbacks]
KKim
Or that sort of thing!
BRBonnie Rockwaller
Obedience collars; you'll learn to love them. Not that you'll have a choice.
You think you're all that... blah blah blahbitty blah.
Waffle away, gents. I'll be getting a head. [As he jumps on Drakken and Killigan's head]
(about Monkey Fist) He has the power of time travel, and he's late!
Rufus 3000 [in front of an audience of future Rufuses]: Rufus prime, what is the meaning of life?
...uh, cheeeeese!
[audience applauds]
ARAn audience Rufus
[to neighbor] You owe me a buck.
[to Ron] NO TOUCHY MY MONKEY!
RRon
(to Shego) No one knocks down Bueno Nacho past, present or future.
(Ron learns Shego is the reason his family moved to Norway)
RRon
Your the reason I moved? YOUR THE REASON I'VE BEEN EATING MEAT CAKES?!
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