RRon
Sumo Ninja?!
SNSumo Ninja
(deep, threatening voice) I am strong like the mountain!
RRon
That is sick and wrong!
SNSumo Ninja
I am your doom!
“So The Drama” · Season 3, Episode 12
In this episode: Ron (10), Drakken (7), Kim (5), Bonnie (3), Mrs. Possible (2), Mr. Possible (2), Monique (2), Brick (2)
[Ron and Rufus discover an "evil plot" at Bueno Nacho]
RRon
This is the last straw!
LLars
I beg your pardon?
RRon
This is the last straw!
LLars
No, we've got more in the back.
RRon
You took away the bendy-straws!
[Rufus and Ned smack themselves in the head]
LLars
You, sir, have lost it!
KKim
[about Jim & Tim, after smashing two rockets they let loose in the house]: This is what happens when a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon reproduce.
TTim
(with megaphone) Attention please!
JJim
(also with megaphone) We've detected cooties in the area!
TTim
(also with megaphone) Repeat, cooties in the area!
JJim
(also with megaphone) This can only mean one thing...
TJTim and Jim
(with megaphone) Kim's got a boyfriend!!!
RRon
(grabbing either Jim or Tim's megaphone) Cootie Alert!!!
RRon
You know, all that stuff was bad, KP, but do you know what was worse? Spending the whole summer away from you.
Is that Brick over there, flirting with the girl at Earring World?
He's HYPNOTIZED by her Big Hoops!
JPDr. James Possible
My teenage daughter is not afraid of you, why should I be... Drew?
AH! I hate it when you call me that! I am not the man you knew in college, Possible!
JPDr. James Possible
Still can't get a date though, I bet.
RRGHH! Why is it every possible I capture feels the need to give me lip? Doesn't anyone respect the traditional captive-captor relationship anymore?! Has society just gone completely to seed?!
Kim Possible and her sidekick...! Whose name escapes me.
Farewell, Kim Possible, farewell... what's his name again? Whatever, you know who you are!
You think you're all that, but you're not even close!
RRon
That would be so cool if it wasn't going to be the last thing we were ever gonna see!
SNSumo Ninja
[high squeaky voice, from getting a wedgie earlier] I shall be avenged!
[Kim and Ron both giggle uncontrollably]
SNSumo Ninja
What?
RRon
Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kind of ruins your mystique.
SNSumo Ninja
[same voice] I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am vengeance!
RRon
There are guys out there that are better for you than Erik... guys that are real, for one thing.
KKim
Do you really think there's a guy out there for me?
RRon
Out there... in here...
KKim
(realizing what he means) Oh... really?
RRon
Sure, y'know, guys like- [Rufus pops out] Rufus?
Okay, maybe she IS all that...
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