Shego quotes from Kim Possible

Hey Junior, I thought we could work on our evil laughs together?

Junior

Father, can you not see I am a wounded porpoise?

Shego

Yeah, I said "tortoise." With a "t." Tuh. Tuh. Tortoise!

Junior

See, Father, how mixed up you make me!

Drakken

What happened?

Shego

You know, for someone who is supposedly a mad genius I'm not seeing much of the genius.

Drakken

Keep it up Shego, and you'll see plenty of the mad.

Shego

[sarcastically] Ooh, scary man!

Drakken

She'll be busy with her twinkle lights, and mistletoe, and carols... [SNIFF!] and roast beast! And FLIM FLANGLERS!! AND ZOOB ZOOBLERS, AND...!!

Shego

Whoa whoa, Dr. D!

Drakken

WHAT?!

Shego

You stopped using words.

Drakken

First, you'll be sealed in a reinforced titanium box. Next, you will be dropped into this bottomless chasm. Then, the chasm will be filled with water. Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid will then be released into the water!

Shego

Wait, if the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?

Drakken

IT'S VERY, VERY DEEP, ALL RIGHT?! (inhales) Lastly, I shall freeze over the water with a six-foot layer of solid GLACIAL ICE! (inhales) ANY QUESTIONS?

Shego

Not if you're gonna get all snippy.

Release... the Flamingo of Doom!

Shego

Say what?

That is the second-biggest flamingo I have ever seen.

Shego

Argh, there's no way I can do this! Five minutes with my brothers and I'm ready to claw my own eyes out! [tries to walk out]

[stops Shego from leaving] Shego, I have brothers, too. I know how annoying they can be, but you can't walk out.

Shego

Why not?

Because if you don't help, I'll tell the world you used to be a good guy.

Shego

[shocked] You wouldn't!

I have a website, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Shego

My reputation would be shot! Argh!

[takes her Kimmunicator] Wade, I need top to bottom scan on Go Manor.

Wade

You got it, Kim! [notices Shego] Kim, is Shego in your kitchen?

Shego

Just do your computer thing, nerdlinger.

[referring to Shego] Has she always been this cranky?

Oh, yeah.

Shego, I thought we were in this together!

Shego

Oh, come on! Don't you know me better by now? I mean [laughs] seriously!

She's right. Keeping everybody's powers to herself and using them for evil. See, that's got more of the Shego vibe.

Drakken

I mean really, you practically gave it to her.

Shego

Whatever.

Drakken

Now that I know the whole story, I think you secretly wanted to lose.

Shego

What?

Drakken

That's right. You wanted your brothers to get their powers back. You don't really have it in you to betray them.

Shego

Are you saying I'm growing soft?

Drakken

As a marshmallow.

Shego

RRRGGHHH! [rises from her seat]

Drakken

Shego! I take it back! You're not a softie! Shego!

Drakken

I'm serious, Shego - Kim Possible has foiled my plans for the last time!

Shego

Yeah, the last time today, maybe.

Shego

Huh, he's kinda cute. I approve.

Drakken

What are you, her sister all of a sudden?

Drakken

[Thinking of a way to finally defeat Kim Possible] Embarrassment? That's it, Shego! That's the soft white underbelly of the teenage soul!

Shego

Uh, ew.

Drakken

Now Shego, who got game?

Shego

[sighs] You got game.

Drakken

 Straight up [falls down stairs]

[seeing Drakken's lair] Is this all for your radio show?

Shego

Radio show?

Drakken

Yes... for my... radio show. Uh, I've got to get back to my callers.

Drakken

Hello, listener. My advice to you is, you should... get in touch with your feminine side, yes.

Aren't you a little old to be playing with your Peter Puffer Puff toys?

Shego

She's got a point, Choo Choo Boy.

Don't you think it's time you settled down... [points to Shego] and met a nice girl?

Shego

(caught off guard) Oh, um... ICK!!!