Shego quotes from Kim Possible

Shego

Nano? [laughs] What's 'Nano'?

Drakken

[facepalm] Nano. Tiny. Mini.

Shego

Why don't you just say 'mini,' then.

Drakken

'Cause nano sounds about a hundred times better!

Drakken

If you could just tell me what to do I could do it.

Shego

What did we agree on?

Drakken

That I don't touch anything.

Shego

Yeah!

Drakken

[watching Shego use the beam to tear the roof off] I could've done that.

Shego

But can you do this? [Shego somersaults into Bueno Nacho]

Shego

Kim Possible has something that belongs to us!

Guess what? I don't want it.

Shego

It's on you? What like stuck?

Hello, it's not a nose ring. [pointing to the nano bug stuck on her nose]

Drakken

[to Shego] Take her whole nose if you have to.

Shego

Works for me.

Drakken

[to Kim] You see?! Any second now, I will strike swiftly, and without mercy...!

Shego

...Er...actually, make it more like...half hour?

Drakken

Fine, whatever.

Drakken

Declare me supreme ruler of Earth, or I will neutronolize a different major city, every hour on the hour! That should do it.

Shego

What does "neutronolize" mean, anyway?

Drakken

I have no idea. But the military had it, it was top-secret, that's good enough for me.

Drakken

Kim Possible always defeats me! And it vexes me so.

Shego

You? I'm the one fighting her.

Drakken

That's true. It is you she always defeats.

Shego

What's your point?

Drakken

I simply need to tip the odds in your favor.

Shego

How?

Drakken

Suppose you outnumbered her. Suppose there was an army of you against one of her.

Shego

Oh no, again with the cloning!?

Drakken

One little thread of hair should do it...

Shego

[pulls out her contract] Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up, chief! You cannot have my DNA! I have a "no cloning"-clause in my contract. Remember?

Drakken

That was then. This is now!

Shego

Yeah, yeah. And this is me saying I QUIT!

Drakken

Shego, wait, don't go! Oof, I think I got a papercut.

Drakken

I love this. Hand me a fork.

Shego

[under mind control] Yes, Dr. Drakken!

Drakken

Get me a Dodo bird.

Shego

Yes, Dr. Drakken!

Drakken

Psyche! Dodo birds are extinct! Oh, I'm being silly.

Hey, Frankie, you got my eye smoker?

Shego

Maybe ought to lay off the caffeine. [uses her energy to put the guard to sleep] It keeps you awake.

Drakken

Well done, Shego!

Shego

Dr. Drakken, stop!

Drakken

I give the orders. You do not tell me to stop. [alarm goes off]

Shego

[irritated] I do, when I haven't shut down the alarm system yet!

Shego

Nice outfit.

Nice apron.

Shego

[rips off the apron and angrily walks to Drakken] Okay, Doc. For future reference, the chip made obey every command. But I was aware of exactly what was happening!

Drakken

The whole time?

Shego

Dodgeball and dodos!?

Drakken

Ooh...

Shego

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT LISTENING TO YOU IS LIKE!? IT IS SO BORING!

Shego

Now what did we agree on?

Drakken

If I wanted a dog I had to promise to take care of him. Which I will. Later!

I have to sneeze!

Shego

What?

I need to cover my nose!

Shego

Nice try, Kimmy!

Shego

Ugh, that was a low blow!

Shego

I'm going to whip you on technical merit and artistic impression!

Bring.

(to Drakken) You make no sense to me.

Shego

(sardonically) Welcome to my life.

Drakken

And now, Shego, I shall use my newly acquired brilliance to begin the design of my doomsday device. [starts drawing] Yes! I can feel my brilliance blossoming. It's as if my hand is but a humble servant to the power of my advanced mind. [shows Shego the picture. It turns out that the picture is of a house.] So what do you think?

Shego

Erm, nothing personal but it doesn't exactly scream doomsday or brilliance.

Drakken

Nonsense! It must be so advanced that your own puny intellect cannot grasp it. [makes another drawing, then shows it to Shego.] Here! Take a look at this one!

Shego

A puppy and a horsy. Cute.

Drakken

Is it ready yet, boy?!

Er, it may be in another two or three... or 16 weeks. Say, now might be a great time to take that super freak singles cruise you've been thinking about?

Drakken

[breaks down door] That doomsday device better work. Otherwise, you'll be swimming with the fish! [to Shego] Fish, right? Or is it fishes?

Shego

Fish or fishes.

Drakken

Which is it?

Shego

Both are correct plural forms of singular word, "fish".

Drakken

You're very smug, right now, aren't you?

Shego

A little bit.