Senor Senior quotes from Kim Possible

The piranha won't be here till Monday, but I assure you, the koi have not been fed in days.

Your genius cannot beat my evil or my treachery. Oh, by the way, have you met my bodyguards, Evil and Treachery?

Your house sucks up so much power, it's causing blackouts all over Europe.

And these people without power, they are... inconvenienced?

Very.

You see, Junior, how awful it is to be poor?

You've got doors that go – that go "whoosh"!

I always wondered about the "whoosh"...

I like the "whoosh." It's the door saying, "I am closed."

Hey Junior, I thought we could work on our evil laughs together?

Junior

Father, can you not see I am a wounded porpoise?

Shego

Yeah, I said "tortoise." With a "t." Tuh. Tuh. Tortoise!

Junior

See, Father, how mixed up you make me!

Miss Possible, I have gone to a great deal of trouble to mutate an octopus.

You've got the most whacked hobbies.

I have been dreaming of watching you do battle with him.

Well, keep dreaming.

I would appreciate it very much if you would continue your fall now.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Ah, I am loathe to force the issue, but...

Junior

We should steal the device and use it for our own evil ends!

Junior, you came up with that evil plan all on your own! I am... so proud.

Junior

[giggling] I was looking over your shoulder, he-he-he!

Junior, that was cheating! I am... so proud.