Shego quotes from Kim Possible

[points to the sonic disruptor] What's that?

Drakken

It's for man-in-the-street interviews.

Shego

And where is the street?

Drakken

Zip a lip, Shego.

Drakken

[about Kim] It's a complicated relationship.

She must be a special girl. [to Shego] Looks like you missed your chance with my boy, honey.

Shego

[sarcastically] Yes, how will I ever live with myself?

Shego

Peter Puffer-Puff's approaching the giant gorge...

Drakken

You're loving this, aren't you?

Shego

Oh, let me guess, the previous tenant is Professor Dementor?

Drakken

No, it's someone named Demens.

Shego

Doy, that's Dementor's real name.

Drakken

He uses a fake name?

Shego

Ye-aah, can you imagine, Drew Lipsky?

Shego

Where's Possible?

SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!

Shego

Whoa there, never said she was.

Ooh... Heh-heh, awkward...

Motor Ed

[sees Shego and whistles] Green babe.

Motor Ed

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 'Cause, I'll totally walk by again if I have to, seriously.

Shego

Uh-huh, uh-huh, walk... and keep walking!

Motor Ed

Man, do I dig a woman who can scrap! I think I'm in looove!

Shego

Oh, no, no, no. You are not going to jack some kid's wheelchair!

Drakken

News flash, Shego: I'm a bad man.

Shego

You actually stole a wheelchair? What's next, candy from a baby?

Drakken

Been there, done that!

Shego

I don't get it. If you're such an evil genius, shouldn't you invent your own stuff? I mean, what's with the stealing?

Drakken

It's called outsourcing, Shego!

Shego

Brrrr. Cold weather: perfect for cuddling. Latte?

Drakken

I like latte, but as to the cuddling... Pasadena.

Shego

Why?

Drakken

Because... uh... because you're freaking me out, that's why!

Shego

I was thinking it's time for some evil.

Drakken

Evil, you say? You mean "take over the world" type evil or "Drakken goes ouch" evil?

[in a rage] Nobody dumps Kim Possible!

Breaking up is so not easy!

Drakken

A scorned woman! Ha ha! The perfect weapon!

If she is wearing Moodulator number 1, then, where is the second one?

Drakken

[realizing what Bortel means] The second one? Uh-oh!

Shego

[with a fury] DRAKKEN!

Drakken

Shego! Do you know what this means?

Shego

You're gonna gorge yourself on corndogs and hork on Dementor again?

Drakken

That was last year and those were funnel cakes!

I never joke about cocoa-moo!

Shego

Cocoa-moo?

It's uses are limitless! Pudding, cookie dough, foot massages...

Ron, you've got to stop! Evil isn't your thing, it's Drakken's thing!

Oh, but I'm so much better at it! Did Drakken ever build a plasma blaster of this stature? Did he?!

I did not.

Shego

You didn't. Who knew the buffoon was a natural?