Kim quotes from Kim Possible

Wade, Ron's missing. Can you find him?

Wade

Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?

Well, do you?

Wade

[reluctantly] Yeah, hang on...

Frankly, your mother has the good advice vis-a-vis boy trouble.

This isn't about boys, Dad. It's about Ron.

Oh. Gotcha.

Everyone got down on Ron, and I don't know, maybe I should have stuck up for him.

But you didn't...

He was foaming at the mouth. I'm only human!

Well, you know, Kimmy Cub, back when I was in college, I had a group of friends, my posse, if you will. It was the night of the big science department mixer. In those days, I wasn't exactly a ladies man.

The fact, that I was so rotten to you, that's not gonna drive you into becoming some sort of mask wearing villain, is it?

If I said yes, would you let me do my Mad Dog-routine?

That's not a good reason for me to say yes.

I know.

Because you're my best friend, that's a good reason.

Boo-yah! Mad Dog lives! [howls like a dog]

Ron, what are you doing here?

I come for the games but I stay for the burnt pizza smell [sniffs the air] Mmm.

Quick, shimmy up the cable.

You're closer, you shimmy.

Have you ever seen me shimmy? It's not pretty.

Come on, we don't have much time.

Ron, they're in a helicopter? We'll never catch them.

Who's talking about them? Bueno Nacho closes in three minutes! I'm starving!

Kimmie, the team needs a coach, just until I'm back on my feet.

You cannot be serious; I don't know the first thing about soccer.

What's to know? You're wonderful with children. (Jim and Tim come in rolling, fighting and knocking over furniture)

(angrily) Those are not children! I'm not even sure if they are human! (the Kimmunicator beeps) Wade, what's the sitch?

Wade

There's been some trouble at JP Barrymore's Pizza Partytorium!

Tell me about it! My dad is totally out of action.

Wade

No, Kim, after you guys left, they were robbed.

KP, this can't go on.

What?

Studying, in study hall, it sets a bad precedent.

There's no "I" in team.

And there's no "fun" in soccer.

Not with her hogging the ball.

Wade, can you hack into the system contolling the animals?

Wade

Kim, it's the most sophisticated computer system I've ever seen!

It's a banjo-playing bear!

THEY TOOK HIS BANJO!

Prepare to be body slammered, Jackal!

That's body slammed, Kim.

Morning, honey. How'd Cambodia go?

Mixed. The good part, I rescued a priceless icon from a ferociously snaky, spiky pit. Less good, a ninja stole it.

Isn't that just like those darn ninjas?

Wade, cool costume...! Wait a second, you're going to leave your room?

Wade

No way, I do it all online.

Um, hey, Brick.

Brick

Uh, nice outfit.

Thanks. It's, er, my size.

Brick

You know, I think what you do is really amazing.

Oh saving the world is no big.

Brick

I mean how you always spelling stuff in your cheers. It's so C-O-O-L... (pause) That's cool, right?

(to Ron) Why are you looking at me like that?

Cause I've found my story. I'm gonna interview you! The Kim Possible!

Since when does my name have a "The" in front of it?

And Kim, I won't accept anything less than the hard-hitting truth.