Kim quotes from Kim Possible

Shego

Kim Possible has something that belongs to us!

Guess what? I don't want it.

Shego

It's on you? What like stuck?

Hello, it's not a nose ring. [pointing to the nano bug stuck on her nose]

Drakken

[to Shego] Take her whole nose if you have to.

Shego

Works for me.

Going somewhere, Miss Possible?

Mr. Barkin, I-I-I'm, er...

A Tardy. Third time this month, yes?

Maybe. I'm not sure.

I am. Looks like I'll be seeing you after school.

At cheerleading practice?

[loudly] AT DETENTION, POSSIBLE!

[shocked] Detention?! [intro plays]

Wade

I have bad news.

No kidding. I can not afford this jacket.

Ron. We might have a lead on Drakken. (weighing them in her hand) Drakken... nachos? I'm gonna have to go with Drakken.

Well, that kind of 'tude is narrowing the race for "employee of the month."

...Mom, do you have me on speaker?

Sorry, honey - I've got both hands in a fifty-two-year-old male's temporal lobe.

Ron, get to the laser drill. I'll take care of Shego.

Great plan...! What exactly is the plan, again?

What're you eating?

Taco meets Nacho. I call it: 'The Naco.'

...I call it gross beyond reason.

Guess that wasn't much of a plan.

Not as great as your Bueno Nacho bathroom-break-chart.

I gooned on assitant manager power. You were right.

I did resent your superior burrito technique. You're entitled to excel. Forgive me?

Duh! Forgive me?

Totally.

Drakken

Aw, that's so sweet. Friends again. Just in time to be fried in magma.

Remind me again why I rushed over.

What's wrong, KP? You won.

I'm very happy. Really.

You don't sound happy.

Okay. I know this is beyond shallow but, I saved the world and I'm no closer of owning that Club Banana jacket!

Maybe, [hands Kim a Club Banana box] maybe not.

Ron!

Oh, it's no big deal. My Naco bonus was way bueno.

You are too sweet! I love it! [hugs Ron] Thanks. [Ned arrives wearing the same jacket] Ned?

Dude, what are you wearing?

Ned

Somebody left this picture over the cheese machine, and I just had to have it. Viva me!

Exchange it?

Oh yeah!

Bonnie

In case you're wondering, Kim, that's what giving 150% looks like.

Careful, Bonnie, I hear when you reach 160, you spontaneously combust!

Ron, have you been listening to a word I've said.

Bonnie has the nerve to challenge me after all I've done for the squad, after all I've done for her? I can't believe this!...Close quote. [Kim looks at him in askance] Now, were you listening to my burrito problem?

You're acting like my life is a piece of cake.

Let's see, you're smart, athletic, pretty and popular. Sounds pretty cakey to me.

Okay, flip mode. Watching wrestling, playing video games, and downing "snackage." It must be brutal being you.

Try the demands of raising Rufus as a single parent? Not to mention the pressures of maintaining my image. [Kim gives him a sideways glance] Okay, so I don't exactly have an image yet; but I'm working on it. And frankly, it's exhausting!

Good news, we're all back in our bods. Bad news, I think we neutranilized the Neutranilizer.

Or not. [the Neutranilizer is in one piece]

Did I neglect to mention that Neutranilizer is dang near indestructible?

I know someone like that.

Back at ya, brain-switch boy!

There's plenty of teams and clubs out there. You could join... the Mathletes!

Yeah, right! I can't get in that kind of shape!

How about the debate team?

Look, I'm not going to argue with you, Kim!

Drew dropped out of school and we never saw him again. He never forgave us, and I think, in some small way, we never forgave ourselves.

For just a giggle fit?

Oh no, we laughed looong and hard... with youthful abandon!