Kim quotes from Kim Possible

Miss Guide is our S.K.I.P. Counselor!

And S.K.I.P. is...?

"Superior Knowledge & Intelligence Placement." A pilot program. Your brothers tested at high school level, so they're being enrolled as freshmen. I will be observing the transition!

So this is really happening?

[with an exaggerated smile] Exciting, isn't it?

[through an exaggerated happy face] Oh, I can't begin to describe my feelings!

Thanks for the ride, Mr. Sinclair.

It's the least I could do after you tutored my Kenny with calculus.

Derivates of inverse functions, so not the drama.

Huh?! Can you not?

You can use "hicka bicka boo"!

Why would I?

So you could be cool.

I am cool!

[about Jim & Tim] They're old enough to be in high school but not old enough to stay home by themselves?

Not without vaporizing the garage.

And then when we were on a trip to Yosemite...

[gasps] No... not the poison oak story!

Oh, Ron. I'm not a model.

Why not? You're beautiful.

She's not in wardrobe. Hey look, I'm already here.

Two Rons... but only one (calls out) Rufus!

M.C. Honey?

It's not M.C. Honey, Kim... it's Camille... she's a plastic surgery experiment. She's a shapeshifter!

Camille

Oh, like you're a model!

Hick-a-bick-a-boo?

Hoo sha!

[confused] How do you spell Hoo sha?

Wade

The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.

Eww!

Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...

Barkin

[sniffs] Aw, that's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!

Wade? What are you doing in France?

Wade

Uh, I'm here to fix the internet? It's broken.

Monique

Isn't the internet everywhere?

Not when it breaks into pieces!

Er, you don't think Kim's got one of those?

Rufus

I dunno.

[from behind]: Hey, Ron.

What are you doing?

Nothing!

You're weird!

Kim!

Shh, [romantically] I like weird!

Oh, no. I'm not gonna be the tweebs' taxi driver, I'll walk first. Bye-bye!

I'll give you five dollars!

Not listening.

Ten!

Walking away...

Twenty, firm!

Tough love, mom, tough love!

Motor Ed and Shego? Why would they be working together?

Well, I mean weirder things have happened. Just look at us!

True, but there's a major diff between "weird" and "wrong on all levels."

Okay, here's the deal. I may have to drive you to school, but that doesn't mean I have to be seen with you. So duck, or walk.

Aww...

NOW!

Ron, not you! [Ron pops up.]

The only ride you're going to need will be to the hospital...!

Wade

(interrupting her) Kim!

Whew! Saved by the Wade.