Kim quotes from Kim Possible

No mocking the hair!

Are you kidding? I know the basic boyfriend rules, Kim. Your new haircut is fabulous and those slacks are very flattering.

Thanks for the sensitivity.

Shego

I'm on vacation! And I'm trying to relax! (to masseur) Toss 'em another one. Go ahead.

He-ey! He threw another rock at us! (pokes it) OW! A hot rock! He threw a hot rock at us!

Shego

(as Kim battles masseur) This is relaxing.

Vacation's over, Shego.

Shego

(standing up) That'll be all, Midas. (to Kim) Do you know how hard it is to get an appointment with him?

Maybe you should've thought of that before you sprung Drakken.

Shego

Who do you think I'm vacationing from?

Wade, we have a major Ron problem, here!

Wade

You mean the fact that he's been turned into a fifteen foot tall rampaging behemoth?

Whatever you've stolen, give it back!

Shego

We haven't stolen a darn thing.

Drakken

(appears) I've stolen the darn thing, Shego! Let's go!

It actually works!

Shego

Hey I'm just as shocked as you.

I stick with what works.

Shego

Yeah. Season after season after season.

What's the sitch, Wade?

Wade

Got a hit on the site from the Yamanouchi School in Japan.

Yamanouchi... Yori?

Wade

Yeah, she said she needs Stoppable-san right away!

(seeing Kim's expression) Wade, you'd better fill in some blanks, pronto!

Wade

...To help her! Both of you! Including Kim! Who she asked about... fondly!

(whistles) Nice save.

So... uh... KP, I was wondering... what are you doing Saturday night? Woe!

I'm guessing Bueno Nacho, movie, 3 hours of you trying to win a stuffed frog from the claw machine at the Middleton Mall. DROP! [drops from the vine into the driver's seat in the jeep]

Wait are you saying... [drops from the vine and lands in the seat next to Kim in the jeep]... that our night has hit a-

[as she drives over a rut] It could use some shaking up. RUN!

I'm telling you, Kim. Actuarilly speaking, you should've been toast in tenth grade.

Yet, here I am.

Oh, would you mind moving over a lane? We're 8 percent less likely to get into a bone-mangling accident.

And you are fifty percent more likely not to tick off your girlfriend, if you are hundred percent less annoying.

Well, that doesn't make any sense. Where did you get your numbers? [Kim grunts] Look, KP. I just wanna keep you safe. Because if you got hurt... It's too big a loss to compute.

[so happy she's close to tears] That's the most weirdly romantic thing you've ever said to me!

Are you going to complain the entire time, Bonnie?

Bonnie

Somebody has to!

You know, I'm not the only one of us with parents.

Mom swore off school projects after the paper-machete incident.

Don't you mean, "paper mache"?

I wish I did, Kim. I wish I did.

(lisping) Lookth like we've got uth a sithuation, Hego! Your old numerical nemethith ith thcaring the thpit out of the thitithens of Go Thity!

Hego

You don't mean...?

Yeth, Hego... the Mathter!

The Mathter?

Ron, don't make fun! He means "The Master."

Hego

No, he means "The Mathter."

That's what I thaid, ithn't it? The Mathter!

Wade

Uh-oh!

"Uh-oh" good or "uh-oh" bad?

When is "uh-oh" ever good?

I don't know, maybe THIS TIME?

Oh, yeah! This is how I roll!

Um, okay, maybe the whole trying-to-act-cool thing isn't your best option right now.

Look, KP, you wanted me to make the best of things, didn't you?

Bonnie

...No. It's too easy.

Most Humiliating Day of my Life? A-ding-ding-ding! We have a new winner!

What about the time you parachuted into the U.N. without your pants?

Not even close. The "I'm all about comfort" excuse brought the Security Council dress code into the 21st century.

See? There's an upside to everything. [Kimmunicator beeps] We need an upside, Wade!