Kim quotes from Kim Possible

Nanny Maim

(tsking) So very naughty, trying to muck up Nanny Maim's plans like this. (sips tea) Hmmmm, what to do?

You could tell us what this is all about. That's sort of traditional in situations like this.

Nanny Maim

Well deary, back in the day I trained the sternest nannies the world has ever seen, but times changed. A stern nanny was no longer the fashion. Fewer and fewer of my graduates were hired. Finally, nanny had to close her lovely academy for good.

So, this is about revenge?

Nanny Maim

Do not interrupt, that is quite rude. Nanny Maim realized you could make more money making children unhappy, then she could making them happy.

Hey, what's more traditional than greed?

And the, um, hench-babies?

Nanny Maim

These little dears? They show just what traditional Nanning and firm discipline can accomplish. Also, feeding full-size henchmen gets a bit pricey.

Cheap, that's traditional too.

The good guys getting free while the bad guy explains the plan... also traditional.

Oh, glad that's over.

Um, it's not quite over. How many times did you go through that machine?

Well I lost count, why?(Wearing a diaper) Oh, you know I find the giant diaper a delightful change of pace.

Dementor

I am impressed, Fräulein Possible. How did you know I would be here?

Uh, your "To Do" list helped.

Dementor

D'oh! I dropped that when I stole the ultrasonic drill, yes?

Yeah, mmm-hmm, you did. And thanks for making our job that much easier.

(reading list) "Steal ultrasonic drill, break into top-secret lab, call Mother, conquer world..."

Dementor

Ah, I knew I was forgetting something! Mama gets so cross when I don't jingle.

You can call her from prison.

Dementor

Or, we can add one more item to my list: [Aims ultrasonic drill] ELIMINATE KIM POSSIBLE!

Bonnie

But you're a cheerleader! A senior cheerleader! You know what that means?

New uniforms?

Bonnie

Well, yes, and they're so cute, [pushes Ron out of the way] but it also means you must date a jock. It's- it's non-optional! It's like a rule!

Ron's the exception to the rule.

Bonnie

He's the reason for the rule!

Cute trap, Professor.

Dementor

Why, thank you, yes, I rather like it. It's the details that really sell it, don't you think? I PICKED OUT THE CURTAINS MYSELF!

Dude, you're totally wearing a dress.

Dementor

It's a house coat!

Yeah, uh-huh- DRESS!

I have been foiled by a man in a dress?

Dementor

IT'S A HOUSE COAT!!!

Wait, wait, it's not what you think!

Oh, so you're NOT a cheater, a liar and a thief?!

Okay, it IS what you think...

So you weren't gonna...

Trade up my BF? Ron I don't care about dating a jock, I care about dating you, Ron Stoppable, no matter who he is – as long as he's honest.

Bonnie

Gee, Kim, is that your boyfriend out there running like a sick chicken?

(proudly) Yeah, that's my guy.

You do me proud, Ron Stoppable, by just being you.

Yeah. Who knew my mad running-away skills would have real-world applications?

Are you a Syntho-Drone, KP? Be honest, I can take it!

Ron! You had a nightmare! Goodnight.

Wait! Before that part where you melted, we were at the dance and-

We kissed.

Yeah! Did you have the same dream?

No. That part really happened, Ron.

Heh, yeah.

Yeah, but it won't happen again if you keep calling me in the middle of the night! [hangs up the phone]

[lying back on his pillow with a big grin] Man, love is complicated.

Just getting started.

Dementor

Hold on! Time out! You have a battle-suit!? When did you this suit with the power?

It's relatively new.

And indestructible. So if you wanna just give up now...?

Wait, wait, it's not what you think!

Oh, so you're not a cheater, a liar and a thief!?

Okay, it is what you think. But Kim, I had to do it! I couldn't risk losing you!

What are you talking about? You weren't going to lose me!

Kim, I heard you talking to Monique. You agreed with Bonnie about dating jocks. You said that trading up was the only option.

What!? Uh, Ron, I was talking about Monique's cellphone.

Oh! She's got that new one like Bonnie's. That's a nice phone.

Uh-huh!

So you weren't gonna...?

Trade up my BF? Ron, I don't care about dating a jock. I care about dating you, Ron Stoppable, no matter who he is – as long as he's honest.

[uncontrollably grabs Kim and starts swinging her around] I'm sorry, Kim. I never meant to hurt you

Dementor

Not yet! [pushes the lever, causing Ron to throw Kim into the soda machine]

No, no! It's not me! It's your battlesuit! Oh, KP, our first fight!

Ron, this is ludicrous!

I know! You'd think a swank joint like this could spring for a real box of crayons! Oh, and watch your vocab, Kim, "ludicrous" is kind of a grownup word. Remember, you're 12, so maybe "doofy" or "stupido"?

Which way to homeroom?

Homeroom? What do you mean, homeroom?

That room you go to before you go to your other classes?

You'd think a senior would know the basics?

Try middle school... about four miles... [Points to his left] That way.

We're not in middle school anymore.

We've been skipped ahead!

We're freshmen!

We're here!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!