Ron quotes from Kim Possible

Adrena Lynn

High school quarterback, Brick Flagg, takes the ride of his life! And only one person can save him! His beloved girlfriend, Kim Possible!

And me.

Drop the dramatics, Adrena Lynn. This isn't a game!

Adrena Lynn

Exactly! It's real, it's extreme, and it's freaky!

Adrena Lynn, you can not do this!

Adrena Lynn

And why not?

I'm the one responsible for you've been cancelled. I called you a fake.

Brick

What?

I guess takes one to know one. I made up that stuff about Kim liking Brick just to sell my story.

Brick

Oh, harsh!

It worked, kind of, but the thing is that if the fake part about you is what people like, what good is that?

Adrena Lynn

You're right.

From now on I'm keeping it real.

Adrena Lynn

Me, too. Starting with my very real defeat of Kim Possible! (she laughs manically)

Okay, that didn't work.

Headline: Quarterback sacks Kim Possible! She has a dislocated heart and will be out for the remains of the season! (Rufus shuts his mouth)

Thank you.

Okay. Does anybody need to take care of any business?

No.

"Business"? Like what? Banking?

Ron, business. As there won't be any "rest-ups".

Kim, the boys are 10. They don't need to take a nap. I don't think rest is gonna be an issue.

Oh... right. [pauses] Uh... excuse me. [runs toward the house]

Frugal Lucre

Kim Possible, we meet at last! Oh, this is so cool!

Drop it, mama's boy!

Frugal Lucre

Am not! And don't come any closer. This thing's loaded!

With what?

Frugal Lucre

Beef bullion, if you must know. Ever try to get the smell out? Huh? You can't! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ew.

He's right, Kim. Do what he says!

Alright Lucre, cough up the sausages!

Ew! Rephrase please!

Snapping turtles?

Aisle ten. Next to the goldfish.

Frugal Lucre

And they're hungry.

There he is... that's Falsetto Jones.

Why do you think he's called "Falsetto"?

(high-pitched) Welcome, humans and canines alike, to my annual dog show!

Freak helium accident.

Ouch.

That's it. I'm activating the base's self-destruct sequence. The secrets contained in Area 51 must never be exposed.

What secrets? Everybody knows already!

Sir, we still have one last line of defense.

And what would that be?

Me.

You've got ten minutes.

What's the real deal, what are you hiding here?

I'll show you.

It's flying saucers.

Alien technology.

Yada, yada.

But that means all the rumors are true!

Every last one of them. We've implemented a double-negative cover story. We make sure only to leak out information that is one-hundred percent accurate.

But then it's not really secret.

That's exactly what we want you to believe.

Yeah, but then... never mind.

I so don't get this soap opera!

What's not to get? Felicia's arch-enemy created a machine that swapped her brain with Brock's.

A sick, sneezy baby spread her germy ill all over me. Thank goodness for the Stoppable Fortress of Immunity!

[laughs] Fortress of Immunity, huh?

My worst nightmare is the one where I'm at school, with only my underwear on.

Ron, you've actually done that.

Franklin

Kim Possible? Lt. Franklin.

What's the sitch?

Franklin

At 0800 hours someone broke into the main lab and locked us out.

Franklin

It appears the intended target is Project Phoebus.

Which is...?

Franklin

A top secret government experiment.

Which does...?

Franklin

Project Phoebus is a level five security classification.

Which means...?

Franklin

Look, it means I don't know what the darn thing does! None of us do.

You're joking, right?

Franklin

Is this the face of a joker, son?

Yea, not so much.

Drakken

Is it ready yet, boy?!

Er, it may be in another two or three... or 16 weeks. Say, now might be a great time to take that super freak singles cruise you've been thinking about?

Drakken

[breaks down door] That doomsday device better work. Otherwise, you'll be swimming with the fish! [to Shego] Fish, right? Or is it fishes?

Shego

Fish or fishes.

Drakken

Which is it?

Shego

Both are correct plural forms of singular word, "fish".

Drakken

You're very smug, right now, aren't you?

Shego

A little bit.