Ron quotes from Kim Possible

Looks like we picked up a few passengers. Kim Possible and her sidekick-type friend whose name escapes me.

[leaning out of helicopter] What is your name again, young man?

[yelling] It's Ron! Ron Stoppable!

That's right...

Quick, shimmy up the cable.

You're closer, you shimmy.

Have you ever seen me shimmy? It's not pretty.

Come on, we don't have much time.

Ron, they're in a helicopter? We'll never catch them.

Who's talking about them? Bueno Nacho closes in three minutes! I'm starving!

Somebody stole JP Barrymore!

At least you still have the back-up band.

The bear was totally carrying those hacks! JP is the state of the art animatronic musicians!

KP, this can't go on.

What?

Studying, in study hall, it sets a bad precedent.

Wade, can you hack into the system contolling the animals?

Wade

Kim, it's the most sophisticated computer system I've ever seen!

It's a banjo-playing bear!

THEY TOOK HIS BANJO!

Prepare to be body slammered, Jackal!

That's body slammed, Kim.

(to Ron) Why are you looking at me like that?

Cause I've found my story. I'm gonna interview you! The Kim Possible!

Since when does my name have a "The" in front of it?

And Kim, I won't accept anything less than the hard-hitting truth.

(to Ron) So, I think Brick Flagg is hot?!

(to some boy) It's true. She just said it herself!

Did you see it? My name in lights? Well, in ink actually, but still.

Ron, you ferociously misquoted me!

Woah. I may have done a tiny bit of rephrasing but, come on; you'd think a crime-fighting cheerleader would give a more interesting interview. The paper liked my story so much, they're giving me a column!

(to the cafeteria lady) I'll have an omelet, whites only. (gets a heap of greasy food) (to Kim) She must not know who I am.

I'm not sure I know who you are.

What a story! Adrena Lynn is a real hero.

Ron, she stole that blimp.

This is art, KP. Sacrifices must be made.

Ron, get over it, already.

Sorry, KP, but discovering that your action hero is a big fake is not something you just get over.

And this from a wrestling fan?

I don't get the connection.

Wade

Looks like Pop-Pop Porter got so much publicity; he's not pressing charges for the blimp theft.

She's getting away with it?

Wade

Well, I was able to highlight the key areas on that photo file.

She calls herself extreme. The big fake!

Imagine that. Lying to the public just to build up your own reputation.

Disgusting! (pauses) Well, Adrena Lynn might get a pass from Pop-Pop, but Ron Stoppable smells a story.

And, in our top story, Ron Stoppable of the Middleton High newspaper reports that extreme teen Adrena Lynn is an extreme fake.

(shows a newspaper) I'm in the paper, too. I'm national, baby!

(reads from the newspaper) "Ace reporter Ron Stoppable, heralded for breaking the story of TV fake. Adrena Lynn's ratings plummet faster than her fake fall." Can this get any more annoying?

Kim, the only thing down this road is the old Middleton Fairgrounds.

That, and Adrena Lynn.

That place is haunted. Plus, I lost ten bucks trying to win a stuffed hippo.

Too bad, Ron. If it weren't for you and your stories, we wouldn't be here!