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Ron quotes from Kim Possible

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Most-quoted character in Kim Possible: in 270 of its 617 quotes
Most scenes with: Kim (137), Drakken (21), Shego (18)

Scenes with Ron 214

RRon

Is that a clip-on tie, Ned?

[clipping and unclipping tie] For quick removal in the event of a grease fire.

Ron. We might have a lead on Drakken. (weighing them in her hand) Drakken... nachos? I'm gonna have to go with Drakken.

RRon

Well, that kind of 'tude is narrowing the race for "employee of the month."

Ron, get to the laser drill. I'll take care of Shego.

RRon

Great plan...! What exactly is the plan, again?

Well, well, well! Looks like you've got a choice to make, Stoppable! What's more important - Your sacred duty as assistant manager, or your pathetic role as goofy sidekick?

[Ron and Ned circle each other before coming to a halt]

RRon

Well that's no choice at all. I guess it's time to say... Buenos noches, Bueno Nacho. [Good night, Bueno Nacho]

RRon

Guess that wasn't much of a plan.

Not as great as your Bueno Nacho bathroom-break-chart.

RRon

I gooned on assitant manager power. You were right.

I did resent your superior burrito technique. You're entitled to excel. Forgive me?

RRon

Duh! Forgive me?

Totally.

Aw, that's so sweet. Friends again. Just in time to be fried in magma.

RRon

Remind me again why I rushed over.

RRon

What's wrong, KP? You won.

I'm very happy. Really.

RRon

You don't sound happy.

Okay. I know this is beyond shallow but, I saved the world and I'm no closer of owning that Club Banana jacket!

RRon

Maybe, [hands Kim a Club Banana box] maybe not.

Ron!

RRon

Oh, it's no big deal. My Naco bonus was way bueno.

You are too sweet! I love it! [hugs Ron] Thanks. [Ned arrives wearing the same jacket] Ned?

RRon

Dude, what are you wearing?

Somebody left this picture over the cheese machine, and I just had to have it. Viva me!

RRon

Exchange it?

Oh yeah!

Ron, have you been listening to a word I've said.

RRon

Bonnie has the nerve to challenge me after all I've done for the squad, after all I've done for her? I can't believe this!...Close quote. [Kim looks at him in askance] Now, were you listening to my burrito problem?

You're acting like my life is a piece of cake.

RRon

Let's see, you're smart, athletic, pretty and popular. Sounds pretty cakey to me.

Okay, flip mode. Watching wrestling, playing video games, and downing "snackage." It must be brutal being you.

RRon

Try the demands of raising Rufus as a single parent? Not to mention the pressures of maintaining my image. [Kim gives him a sideways glance] Okay, so I don't exactly have an image yet; but I'm working on it. And frankly, it's exhausting!

RRon

Good news, we're all back in our bods. Bad news, I think we neutranilized the Neutranilizer.

Or not. [the Neutranilizer is in one piece]

PDPrivate Dobbs

Did I neglect to mention that Neutranilizer is dang near indestructible?

RRon

I know someone like that.

Back at ya, brain-switch boy!

There's plenty of teams and clubs out there. You could join... the Mathletes!

RRon

Yeah, right! I can't get in that kind of shape!

How about the debate team?

RRon

Look, I'm not going to argue with you, Kim!

[mocking Ron's new Mad Dog mascot] This is idiotic! The entire student body will laugh at you.

RRon

But-

Not "with", "AT"!

RRon

Look...

Loudly and cruelly, they...will...laugh!

RRon

You don't deserve to get kissed by a naked mole rat.

Yeah!

The fact, that I was so rotten to you, that's not gonna drive you into becoming some sort of mask wearing villain, is it?

RRon

If I said yes, would you let me do my Mad Dog-routine?

That's not a good reason for me to say yes.

RRon

I know.

Because you're my best friend, that's a good reason.

RRon

Boo-yah! Mad Dog lives! [howls like a dog]

Ron, what are you doing here?

RRon

I come for the games but I stay for the burnt pizza smell [sniffs the air] Mmm.

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