Ron quotes from Kim Possible

Hey, I helped with that avalanche too, you know.

You STARTED it.

You want to steal Christmas!

Drakken

Not even close.

So this is a take-over-the-world thing, Ron.

Kim, Drakken's in jail. Christmas was saved! What's the big?

Okay, first of all, he was not trying to steal Christmas!

Stoppable, you know the lay of the land?

Every rock, every tree, every bloodthirsty tick... it haunts me.

Good. Where's the phone?

Mom, hey, it's me again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I just called three minutes ago. But I just wanted to ask you one more time... can you please get me out of here?!

I seem to recall a payphone.

Gill

Oh, I am no longer Gil, now I am Gill!

...What's the difference?

Gill

I added an "L". You know, as in gill, as in, these things that grew when I mutated?!

Gill

So, Ron, did you ever hear why they shut down the camp?

Uhhh... no.

Gill

It turns out - oh, you're gonna love this - the lake had been polluted with runoff from the Science Camp!

I thought that was Band Camp.

Gill

No, that's Band Camp.

Really? I thought that was Clown Camp.

Gill

No, that's Clown Camp!

Oh, yeah. I loved those clowns.

Gill, we can get you help. We know a lot of scientists who-

Gill

Science?! Science made me this way!

Are you sure it wasn't the clowns?

Bonnie

You know, just because you saved us doesn't mean you're not still, you know, you. But it would really stink if that jerk had turned us into mutants. And you were kinda brave, and all.

[high-fives Rufus] Who rocks?

Bonnie

[sighs] You do.

Oh, Bonnie, you remind me of the cruel kids at camp - sticks and stones.

[Gasp] They called you names?

Yes, while they were pelting me with sticks and stones!

So, does that mean that I can call the shots on the next mission?

We'll see.

Oh, I know what that means!

It means: "we'll see."

No, it's code for: "not a chance."

Actually, it's code for: "ferociously unlikely."

You've got doors that go – that go "whoosh"!

I always wondered about the "whoosh"...

I like the "whoosh." It's the door saying, "I am closed."

Oh, good. Missiles. I am so glad you told him to get missiles!

Oh, so I made a few suggestions - does that make it my fault?

One hundred percent.

Oh, man, I have a zit on my nose!

Will you get over yourself?

You do too! Right there!

Self-activating lasers! [She pulls Ron away, and they dive beneath the table. Kim looks accusingly at Ron] He threw in some traps.

Hey, on the positive side, this guy is clearly a terrific listener.

Ron, U-Turn

What? Oh gotta save your boys.

Shego

Oww! We go her boys.

They're not my boys

Drakken

Enough chit-chat! My pets are famished! Perhaps you two could stay...

For lunch?

Drakken

I wasn't going to say that.

Oh, dude, you were so 'for lunch.'

Drakken

Aargh! Yes! Then - stay-for-lunch!