Ron quotes from Kim Possible

(attempting to stop Camille, disguised as him) I got me.

You know, I'm surprisingly nimble for an heiress.

[attacked by crows... yet again] Not now, this is just so random!

LIES!

Ow! Ow! The hot, steamy badness!

Nobody spits up into my backpack except Rufus...! And sometimes me.

Well, I wasn't the one talking into a chicken... ya know, this time.

Oooh no, I'm not gonna be caught wearing a dress... you know, again.

Uh, Bonnie? This is the part of sneaking in that we like to call "quiet time."

Hermit crabs! They're just hard-shelled ungratefulness!

I see, yes, yes, interesting. Well, if I had known I was supposed to be teaching her ninja skills, I would have, like, oh I don't know, TAUGHT HER SOME NINJA SKILLS!!! AAGGHH!!!

(Talking to Kim) This whole thing has shown me that I- I can't live without you.

A naked mole rat? Ron, ever think about getting a normal pet?

Like what?

I don't know, something... not naked.

Doctor Drakken...

Our arch enemy!...well, your arch enemy. I, er, ya know, I don't think he even knows my name.

AH!

Ron, quit fooling around!

Okay, I'm going...

Oh, c-, are you kidding me?!

So...Heinrich! Got any teenage daughters who might want to go to a big American dance party?

Nein!

Nine? One's plenty!...Or maybe two.