Kim Possible · Season 1, Episode 2
“Sink or Swim” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Ron (11), Gill (4), Kim (2), Franklin Barkin (2), Bonnie (1), Mr. Barkin (1)
Stoppable, you know the lay of the land?
Every rock, every tree, every bloodthirsty tick... it haunts me.
Good. Where's the phone?
[Flashback:]
Mom, hey, it's me again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I just called three minutes ago. But I just wanted to ask you one more time... can you please get me out of here?!
[Flash-forward]
I seem to recall a payphone.
This place holds a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some...No. No, no, all bad.
We'll see who's the squeeb at the end of the summer when you're all wrinkled up like a prune, and I gotta a suitcase full of hand-made wallets, pot holders and lanyards.
Oh, I am no longer Gil, now I am Gill!
...What's the difference?
I added an "L". You know, as in gill, as in, these things that grew when I mutated?!
So, Ron, did you ever hear why they shut down the camp?
Uhhh... no.
It turns out - oh, you're gonna love this - the lake had been polluted with runoff from the Science Camp!
[Cuts to Science Camp]
I thought that was Band Camp.
No, that's Band Camp.
[Cuts to Band Camp]
Really? I thought that was Clown Camp.
No, that's Clown Camp!
[Cuts to Clown Camp]
Oh, yeah. I loved those clowns.
Gill, we can get you help. We know a lot of scientists who-
Science?! Science made me this way!
Are you sure it wasn't the clowns?
Part of me is terrified...But part of me is flattered.
This is sick and wrong!
Hey, Gill, maybe this is a good time to sing the Camp Wannaweep Friendship Song?
CHEESE and CRACKERS, I'm mutatin'!
He's out on the lake? My lake? How dumb can he be?
You know, just because you saved us doesn't mean you're not still, you know, you. But it would really stink if that jerk had turned us into mutants. And you were kinda brave, and all.
[high-fives Rufus] Who rocks?
[sighs] You do.
Oh, Bonnie, you remind me of the cruel kids at camp - sticks and stones.
[Gasp] They called you names?
Yes, while they were pelting me with sticks and stones!
So, does that mean that I can call the shots on the next mission?
We'll see.
Oh, I know what that means!
It means: "we'll see."
No, it's code for: "not a chance."
Actually, it's code for: "ferociously unlikely."
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