Who wants to build a robot tick? I do, I do!
Er...Doctor Drakken? You do know you said that out loud, don't you?
“Tick Tick Tick” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Drakken (7), Shego (7), Kim (5), Ron (4), Franklin Barkin (1), Mr. Barkin (1)
KKim
What?
DGDetention Guy
Never been this close to a cheerleader. Your skin is so smooth and zit-free...like a baby's bottom...
KKim
Ron, U-Turn
RRon
What? Oh gotta save your boys.
Oww! We go her boys.
KKim
They're not my boys
You! Yeah, you don't touch anything.
Enough chit-chat! My pets are famished! Perhaps you two could stay...
KKim
For lunch?
I wasn't going to say that.
RRon
Oh, dude, you were so 'for lunch.'
Aargh! Yes! Then - stay-for-lunch!
Nano? [laughs] What's 'Nano'?
[facepalm] Nano. Tiny. Mini.
Why don't you just say 'mini,' then.
'Cause nano sounds about a hundred times better!
RRon
Remote-control lasers! I can handle this... [glares at lasers, then slumps] I got nothing. Kim?
Nobody escapes MY detention! Possible, you're going down!
A beep!...Is that a good beep?
If you could just tell me what to do I could do it.
What did we agree on?
That I don't touch anything.
Yeah!
[watching Shego use the beam to tear the roof off] I could've done that.
But can you do this? [Shego somersaults into Bueno Nacho]
Kim Possible has something that belongs to us!
KKim
Guess what? I don't want it.
It's on you? What like stuck?
KKim
Hello, it's not a nose ring. [pointing to the nano bug stuck on her nose]
[to Shego] Take her whole nose if you have to.
Works for me.
[to Drakken] Can you not be weird? Please?
Shego has failed, but Shego never fails! Naw!!
RRon
The tick...is in the straw. The tick is in the straw. The tick is in the straw! What do I do?! What do I do?!
Going somewhere, Miss Possible?
KKim
Mr. Barkin, I-I-I'm, er...
A Tardy. Third time this month, yes?
KKim
Maybe. I'm not sure.
I am. Looks like I'll be seeing you after school.
KKim
At cheerleading practice?
[loudly] AT DETENTION, POSSIBLE!
KKim
[shocked] Detention?! [intro plays]
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