Ron quotes from Kim Possible

What's the sitch, Wade?

Wade

Got a hit on the site from the Yamanouchi School in Japan.

Yamanouchi... Yori?

Wade

Yeah, she said she needs Stoppable-san right away!

(seeing Kim's expression) Wade, you'd better fill in some blanks, pronto!

Wade

...To help her! Both of you! Including Kim! Who she asked about... fondly!

(whistles) Nice save.

Monkey Fist

What kind of hero brings a baby on a mission?

A baby, and a bag of flour!

Monkey Fist

Ah, yes. That explains everything.

Barkin

F-minus.

What?! But... but she's in perfect shape!

Barkin

She's sugar!

So... uh... KP, I was wondering... what are you doing Saturday night? Woe!

I'm guessing Bueno Nacho, movie, 3 hours of you trying to win a stuffed frog from the claw machine at the Middleton Mall. DROP! [drops from the vine into the driver's seat in the jeep]

Wait are you saying... [drops from the vine and lands in the seat next to Kim in the jeep]... that our night has hit a-

[as she drives over a rut] It could use some shaking up. RUN!

Ronald? I should have told you what you learn when you spend your whole life calculating hazards?

What?

Some things are worth the risk.

I'm telling you, Kim. Actuarilly speaking, you should've been toast in tenth grade.

Yet, here I am.

Oh, would you mind moving over a lane? We're 8 percent less likely to get into a bone-mangling accident.

And you are fifty percent more likely not to tick off your girlfriend, if you are hundred percent less annoying.

Well, that doesn't make any sense. Where did you get your numbers? [Kim grunts] Look, KP. I just wanna keep you safe. Because if you got hurt... It's too big a loss to compute.

[so happy she's close to tears] That's the most weirdly romantic thing you've ever said to me!

[to Electronique] You're going about this all wrong; You're acting like an evil poser!

You want to see my power?!

Ooooohhh, someone's a little touchy! You couldn't even figure out that the first person you should have used this on... [aims personality reverser] ...was Kim Possible!

Franklin Barkin

Dost thou take me for a cock's comb, lad?

Uh, I'm... not... sure?

You know, I'm not the only one of us with parents.

Mom swore off school projects after the paper-machete incident.

Don't you mean, "paper mache"?

I wish I did, Kim. I wish I did.

(lisping) Lookth like we've got uth a sithuation, Hego! Your old numerical nemethith ith thcaring the thpit out of the thitithens of Go Thity!

Hego

You don't mean...?

Yeth, Hego... the Mathter!

The Mathter?

Ron, don't make fun! He means "The Master."

Hego

No, he means "The Mathter."

That's what I thaid, ithn't it? The Mathter!

Wade

Uh-oh!

"Uh-oh" good or "uh-oh" bad?

When is "uh-oh" ever good?

I don't know, maybe THIS TIME?

Oh, yeah! This is how I roll!

Um, okay, maybe the whole trying-to-act-cool thing isn't your best option right now.

Look, KP, you wanted me to make the best of things, didn't you?

Bonnie

...No. It's too easy.

Most Humiliating Day of my Life? A-ding-ding-ding! We have a new winner!

What about the time you parachuted into the U.N. without your pants?

Not even close. The "I'm all about comfort" excuse brought the Security Council dress code into the 21st century.

See? There's an upside to everything. [Kimmunicator beeps] We need an upside, Wade!

[seeing the math fight between Mr. Stoppable and The Mathter] Okay, did you have any idea your father had it in him?

No, but who knew we'd be fighting a crazed math villain?

Yep, so convenient.

See? They should totally teach this way in Trig!

Totally.