“Odds Man In” quotes from Kim Possible

Drakken

[referring to the cupacke company's name ] HANK'S?!?!

Yes, we focus-tested "Dr. D's", but everyone associated it with shampoo for some reason.

Drakken

Hmm...

So... uh... KP, I was wondering... what are you doing Saturday night? Woe!

I'm guessing Bueno Nacho, movie, 3 hours of you trying to win a stuffed frog from the claw machine at the Middleton Mall. DROP! [drops from the vine into the driver's seat in the jeep]

Wait are you saying... [drops from the vine and lands in the seat next to Kim in the jeep]... that our night has hit a-

[as she drives over a rut] It could use some shaking up. RUN!

Ronald? I should have told you what you learn when you spend your whole life calculating hazards?

What?

Some things are worth the risk.

I'm telling you, Kim. Actuarilly speaking, you should've been toast in tenth grade.

Yet, here I am.

Oh, would you mind moving over a lane? We're 8 percent less likely to get into a bone-mangling accident.

And you are fifty percent more likely not to tick off your girlfriend, if you are hundred percent less annoying.

Well, that doesn't make any sense. Where did you get your numbers? [Kim grunts] Look, KP. I just wanna keep you safe. Because if you got hurt... It's too big a loss to compute.

[so happy she's close to tears] That's the most weirdly romantic thing you've ever said to me!