Ron and Kim in “Odds Man In”

I'm telling you, Kim. Actuarilly speaking, you should've been toast in tenth grade.

Yet, here I am.

Oh, would you mind moving over a lane? We're 8 percent less likely to get into a bone-mangling accident.

And you are fifty percent more likely not to tick off your girlfriend, if you are hundred percent less annoying.

Well, that doesn't make any sense. Where did you get your numbers? [Kim grunts] Look, KP. I just wanna keep you safe. Because if you got hurt... It's too big a loss to compute.

[so happy she's close to tears] That's the most weirdly romantic thing you've ever said to me!