Ron quotes from Kim Possible

Oh yeah, that's nice.

I was starting to think I was never going to do that again.

Interesting report you turned in there, Stoppable. Your dad, a.k.a "Hero", is a member of the Middleton Search and Rescue?

Yep.

He also volunteers at the local fire department!

Affirmative.

And while in the confines of a certain "infinity dome" he can convert pure mathematical thought into blasts of energy that fire out of his skull?!

[Nervously] Yeah, it's an actuary thing.

I see... YOUR DAD ROCKS! A+!

Morning Mr. Dr. P, Mrs. Dr. P. So any progress?

Good news! Most of Kim's basic memory has been restored.

But there was little mix up with the dish washer and bathtub this morning.

Worked out fine. Kimmie and the dishes all got clean.

Uh... but what about-

Don't worry. The forks and knives were in the faced down position.

Hi Rob!

Ron.

Ugh! Right! Right! [Hits herself on the head]

It's O.K., it's O.K. It'll come back. So you know who I am?

Of course I do. You're my best friend.

Are you hitting on me?

Uh, Kim, we are dating. I'm your boyfriend. We do everything together.

[happy and relieved] Yes! O.K. we are back on track. Ugh, talk about a relief.

Oh Ron, one thing-

[pushing Kim towards his motor bike] No, not to worry, I'll have KP back in time for dinner. After school, I'll give her a refresher around Middleton. It'll be like a second first date. [nudges Kim]

Are you hitting on me?

Uh, Kim, we are dating. I'm your boyfriend. We do everything together.

You? Boyfriend? [snickers, then] Oh... wait you're serious?

Oh-ho, that wasn't painful at all. [snaps his fingers and Rufus gives Ron the bouquet of flowers Ron bought for Kim] Serious, see no see what I just did there [ presents Kim with the flowers] It's boyfriend stuff. So, do you remember now?

No, but thanks for the salad [ thinking the bouquet is a salad, Kim eats it]

But, no. See those... huh O.K. well, technically it's in the salad family. [sighs disappointingly] Come on.

Bye Mom, bye Dad. Rockets are Go!

Good plan, but that's not why I gave you the belt. [Gasps, remembers all the times Ron lost his pants]

I remember, I remember! I gave you the belt for our half-i-versary.

Yeah, I still don't get what exactly that is.

Ron, I remember that you're my boyfriend and that I think I love you.

For real?

For real. [she hugs him]

Now, THIS is a memory.

Bonnie

(crying and wailing)

Um, I don't speak hysteric.

Bonnie

(continues crying and wailing)

Brick broke up with you?

How do you know what she's saying?

It's a girl thing.

Bonnie

I don't do pathetic!

(under his breath) Well, you could have fooled me...

WHAT-IS-THE-SITCH?!

Hey, I was the kissee here, not the kisser!

No kidding! It took you twelve stinkin' years to kiss me!

Artie my main man, well I'm Ron.

Artie Smarty

[childishly imitating him] I'm Ron.

Er yeah that's what I said.

Artie Smarty

[Now spitefully] Er yeah that's what I said.

[in stereo] Hey stop that.

[in stereo] Stop saying what I'm saying.

KP! He can't...[Artie takes off]

I'm not cut out to help people make life choices.

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. After all, you helped me choose you!

Okay, that time I was a genius.

Rufus

Yuck!

After grad you're – you're heading to the stars, and, um...

Ron... what?

I'm stuck on Earth, but I don't want to hold you back, so whatever happens... I'm okay with it...

Sensei

Summon the Mystical Monkey Power.

Sensei?

(holding Kim) Come Warmonga, we will take her as a trophy, she will look handsome beside your Thorgogle spine.

Sensei

(appearing behind Ron) You are the Monkey Master.

I am?!

Sensei

Hm. This is your destiny. You are ready.

I am. Hey Warhok!

Sensei

His Monkey Power is strong. Booya!

Warmonga

Frackel!

Drakken

Huh? What happened? What'd I miss.

Shego

I don't know but I think the sidekick just stepped up... monkey style!

Drakken

Monkey style? What's that?

Shego

You had to be here.

The piggyback thing really drags down my coolness.

Drakken

Well, pardon me. Not all of us have the power of flight.

Oh, complain, complain. You know, when life gives you lemons...

Drakken

I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!

Dude, you okay?

Shego

Dr. D...?

Drakken

neh... uh... My mind... it's racing... it's uncanny... I see every detail...

Of what?

Drakken

My greatest plan ever!

To save the world?

Drakken

Do NOT make me say those words!

Shego

Okay, Where's Miss Priss?

Shego

Great I was banking on Kimmie to do her save the world thing.

Where's Drakken?

Shego

(points to sky, in depressed voice) See previous.

Shego

All right, we need to figure a way in

Easy, Look for the garbage hatch

Shego

(sarcastic) Oh yeah, I'm sure they have a garba- (sees garbage hatch) en!

And the first Booyah in space, A-BOOYAH!

Shego

(About to fly through the garbage) Hold on (Ron grabs her) Not to me!