Hey, LilyMu dolls! [picks up Mitsuki doll and starts mimicking her voice] Oh, Guano! You're such a talented writer! Have you been working out? [picks up Ozu doll and starts imitating him] I am sorry for what I said, Guano. You are a good actor! And a great director! And very tall! [picks up his own doll and starts speaking on his own voice] It's too late for sorries, Ozu! GUANO SMASH! [starts hitting dolls against each other until he starts crying] Guano smash...
S1 E8Easy Come, Easy Gonard
Ooh! Let's go to the Tatami megastore. They've got everything!
Yeah! That's where I bought my virtual reality machine. [places toaster on head, covering his eyes]
Awesome!
It's just a toaster he found in the street.
It's like I'm... on a roller coaster! Woo hoo! [runs hard into a wall] Oof!
S1 E9Lily Meow
I can't believe we were fired from the show.
[Holding a prop and then tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye LilyMu Blaster, I guess I'll never shoot you again. [Holding his costume pants and tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye LilyMu pants, I guess I'll never look awesome in you again. [Holding his pants and then tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye normal pants. In retrospect, there was nothing wrong with you.
So the cat's cute? It's not like it's got anything else going for it.
ROReporter on TV
Here is Kello taking the Silver Medal in Olympic Downhill Skiing!
Why did I lend him those skis?
You just need time to adjust. On Lily's first day, she tripped over a camera. Then on Gonard's first day, he mistakenly ate a box full of light-bulbs.
You mean, glass apples.
[Kello the Kitten gets on the camera]
What's that on the camera?
A UFO?
That's not a UFO.
[Gonard holds a sub sandwich]
Lily, I think I know a UFO when I see one. Hey! Who's been eating my UFO?
CBCat Burglar
You know the expression, 'There's only one way to skin a cat'? Actually, there's only one way, with this. [pulls out a bizarre looking machine with a hook, knife, sickel, and another blade all spinning simultaneously]
S1 E10Splashomon
[in southern accent, wearing bonnet] Gonard you have to eat that lobster!
[in southern accent, wearing a cowboy hat] I reckon I do!
RReginald
It is I, Sir Reginald, the handsomest man in the world, come to present you with this overly large diamond. [holds up diamond]
Oh Reginald!
TTapias
[Jumps onto balcony holding diamond identical to Reginald's] Lily?
Tapias I never doubted you for a second.
TTapias
Then I shall fight you for Lily!
RReginald
Have at you!
Anyway, After the game I picked up Gonard. We ran into a little trouble on the way to Ozu's but it was nothing we couldn't handle.
[In flashback] Those Aliens have been tailing us since Montoya Blvd.
[In flashback] I'm on it! [Fires laser]
[In flashback] Wooooo ha ha ha!
[end of flashback]
[Hand on heart] True Story.
S1 E11The Good, the Bad, and the Mikey
W'ever
Mikey, you have to do what the script says!
Script is just a prison, made of words.
You must go back to being the old Mikey and be a good example for kids.
W'ever.
You have to do what I say! I'm your boss!
Boss is just a prison, made of skin.
That dosen't make any sense!
Well, not to a fossil like you.
[standing on top of the bus] For the last time, I'm not filled with candy!
GGirl
Prove it!
[Guano screams and lands on Gonard's hands and Mikey and Gonard start running]
The candy is mine! Fine, you can have some too.
Mikey! Stop! Ozu's gonna be furious!
Then I got news for Ozu, w'ever!
You started a riot!?
Ah, no!
[A chair flies in through a window]
CCrowd
Riot! Riot! Riot!
YMYes Man
For the greater good!
K1Kid 1
He supports the greater good!
K2Kid 2
Get him!
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