Guano quotes from Kappa Mikey

Mikey

I don't feel like I'm getting stronger.

Ah, but Mikey, you are getting stronger! In fact, you are my best student I ever taught.

Guano

What about me?

Ah, yes, you are my worst.

Guano

Mikey, for once just listen to me. Let's Go!

Mikey

Not till I touch Gonard with the Death Hand!

Gonard

Yeah! I wanna know the slumber of lost souls.

Guano

Does this mean you're gonna let me go?

Dr. Igor

Ha! Of course not. But, I'll try to make this as pleasant as possible. Set the laser to maximum pain!

Dr. Igor

Citizens of Tokyo! For too long, you have ignored Dr. Igor! For too long have you denied me the respect I deserve! Now it's- It's-

Guano

Payback time?

Dr. Igor

Yes! It's payback time! Unless you give me everything I want, I will use my Size-Mo-Lazer and Guano's Power Crystal to make myself incredibly small!

Guano

Ahem. Sorry to interrupt, but maybe you should make yourself bigger instead of smaller?

Dr. Igor

Hmmm... bigger. Good idea. I shall make myself enormous and then I'll- I'll...

Guano

Destroy all of Tokyo.

Dr. Igor

Destroy all of Tokyo!

Guano

Movie time's over.

Mikey

Come on! The three-headed Mega-Dragon's gonna fight a Mega-Turtle with four butts!

Mikey

A cell phone! We can cheat after all!

Mitsuki

Wait! What happened to being honest with our fans?! You said we'd do the right thing!

Mikey

And we will, as soon as we cheat our way to victory!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Guano

Gonard, did you leave this on the audio board?

Gonard

That's preposterous! I've never seen that sandwich before in my life!

Guano

You autographed it! [sandwich reads 'Eat you later -Gonard']

Gonard

That could be any Gonard! [eats sandwich out of Guano's hand in one bite]

Guano

For now, let's just worry about covering our butts.

Gonard

One step ahead of you. (has a sheep on his butt)

Lily

Well, if you really are Mikey's parents, then you must know a lot about him.

Guano

When's Mikey's birthday?

Gonard

What's Mikey's name?

Gonard

Hey, Keep it down! I'm trying to watch TV.

Gonard

Oh, man, this guys got moves!

Mikey

Gonard, that's you!

Gonard

Shyeah, I wish.

Lily

[on TV] Yeah, Girls cooking for her friends.

Lily

Ugh! That was my voice sounds like?

Guano

[on TV] I'm with you, Mikey.

Guano

That’s what I looks like?

Mitsuki

This is terrible! I look like a wet blanket.

Gonard

I look like a sandwich loving buffoon.

Mikey

I look like I'm not wearing any clothes!

O.M.G!!!!! [running away to the stage] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Security breach!

Guano

I don't know, guys, you know what they say, 'Too many cooks spoil the broth.'

Mikey

No. What they say is, 'Too many cooks write the best books.'

Gonard

You're good, Kappa Mikey. Real good.

Mikey

The best.

Guano

Cut? [excited] Cut! That's a wrap, people!

Mitsuki

Mikey, that was amazing.

Lily

Yeah, for once you didn't destroy the whole set.

Mikey

Ain't no thing but a sumo ring. [tips over a camera and chaos quickly ensues] Sorry.

Guano

You know what, who cares? We're done for the season!

Mitsuki

Um, Gonard, those are bunny ears.

Gonard

Oh, I thought they were butt feathers.

Mitsuki

???

Lily

Until Mikey Simon is removed as producer, I'm going on strike!

Guano

Yeah!

Mitsuki

Me too!

Mikey

Wait stop! I can explain.

Lily

There's no way you two taught that bird to fly.

Guano

What are you even doing here?

Lily

[chuckles] Mocking you.

Gonard

Don't listen to 'em Reggie, you'll show 'em. You'll show 'em all! [serious tone] especially Mitsuki.

Mitsuki

What!?

Guano

What was that?

Gonard

Oh yeah. In a part, he mentioned that he really dug on Lily.

Mitsuki

Oh. They always go for the blonde.