Green LanternDiana's carrying a grudge.
She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?
Green Lantern
What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. [pause] I'm very happy.
Green Lantern
Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?
Nothing. She's a respected colleague.
Green Lantern
Uh-huh.
I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow any distractions. Diana's a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend, she's... [realizes] ...standing right behind me, isn't she?
[indeed she is] Don't let that stop you. [leans over Batman, flirtatiously] Keep digging.
[David Clinton grunting]
Who are you? How did you get in the watchtower?
You weren't supposed see me. Stay away! No one's supposed to know I was here.
Green Lantern
Everybody okay?
"Where"? I think the question is "when"?
WWWild West Robber
I have to confess. You're about the most colorfully attired individuals I've ever bushwhacked. You circus folk?
WWWild West Robber
I don't care what you are, long as you pay the toll.
WWWild West Robber
Welcome to Elkhorn, Oklahoma, ma'am. This here is Tobias Manning territory.
WWWild West Robber
Why in particular... That fat gold chain will do just fine, unless you got somethin' else you want to give--
[Wild West Robber screams]
Those are the biggest, slowest bullets I've ever seen.
I was afraid of this. The Elkhorn Gazette. It's either an amazing forgery, or it's less than a month old.
Look at the date. [reading]: June, 1879.
Green Lantern
I have mentioned how much I hate time travel.
If we don't find our sneak thief, we're stuck here.
Green Lantern
Let's head for the nearest town. See if we can find him.
We can't go anywhere dressed like this.
TMTobias Manning
If it isn't Pow Wow Smith. Wasn't expecting to see your sorry hide again.
I've told you before about calling me that. It ain't gonna happen again.
TMTobias Manning
No. I expect this is the last time. Go for your gun, chief, so I can ventilate you proper.
Six guns. Six of us. Nobody miss.
TMTobias Manning
My guns!
You and me, partner. Right now.
TMTobias Manning
Another day, lawman. Nova!
Let him. Man needs to balance his own accounts.
TMTobias Manning
Have it your way. Let's finish this.
This what you're looking for?
Green Lantern
Near as my ring can figure, that's everything that shouldn't be here.
Shoot. I wanted me one of them fancy ray guns.
Ain't dependable. They jam.
Oh, you forgot to reset the compensator. Here. Let me.
[David Clinton grunting]
[David Clinton laughing]
BIBatman II
We've been expecting you.
VHVirgil Hawkins
But I bet you weren't expecting us.
Green Lantern
Static? What's going on?
BIBatman II
We need to get out of here.
GGhoul
Leaving so soon? You didn't even take any party favors.
Incoming! That's not gonna hold.
CChuckoo
Where do you think you're going, sugar?
DDDee Dee
Look, Dee Dee, another Green Lantern. He's much cuter than the last one we killed, don't you think, Dee Dee?
Green Lantern
How'd you?
[Woof laughing]
[Warhawk screaming]
BBonk
Hold still so I can pound you.
SStatic
Yeah, that's what I'll do.
[Batman II screaming]
DDDee Dee
Hey! What's the big idea? You shouldn't ought to have done that.
We're getting out of here now. Not a chance. Hold the line.
He's right. We're the Justice League. We don't run from a fight.
BIBatman II
I don't remember putting this up for a vote.
Green Lantern
Keep your head in the game. There's always a way. Virgil! I need some cover.
DDDee Dee
They're gone, Dee Dee. Bet I know which way they went, Dee Dee.
Green Lantern
I think we've lost them.
Where are we headed? The Watchtower?
This is Justice League headquarters?
SStatic
For now. We're all that's left of the League.
BIBatman II
You've traveled about fifteen years into your future.
Green Lantern
Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for a man your age.
SStatic
The miracles of modern medicine. Sixty-five is the new thirty.
And the Watchtower? :Batman II: It's gone. We lost a lot of good people that day.
You mean, Superman, J'onn, all the others? :Warhawk: Yeah. You too.
And the bat cave? :Old Bruce Wayne: This is all we have left now. Deal with it. Surprised to see me?
A little. I'm more surprised that I lived so long.
BIBatman II
Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met?
BOBatman and Old Bruce Wayne
[in unison] Not now.
BIBatman II
Great. What did they used to call it? Stereo?
This is a little weird for everybody. I'm Warhawk. Rex Stewart.
Green Lantern
Your mother. Who is she?
Kind of obvious, don't you think?
Even if it isn't, leave it be. You don't wanna know too much about your future.
BIBatman II
Trust me, you really don't.
[Deadshot and Plastique board the elevator; Green Lantern catches the door with his ring]
Green Lantern
Hey.
[Brief silence; Deadshot gives Plastique a sidelong glance]
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Lantern? For six weeks now, my wife's been after me for Hawkgirl's autograph; you wouldn't know where she's at today, would you?
Green Lantern
[annoyed] Haven't seen her. [gets off elevator]
Tell me you didn't love it.
Green Lantern
How did you know Vance was the inside man?
MMMartian Manunter
He was the only one on the tower whose mind I couldn't read. Cadmus must have supplied him with a sophisticated method of masking his thoughts.
Green Lantern
So, what do we do with him now?
I'd like to go in there and wipe clean the last two years of his memory.
Green Lantern
Whoa. That's a little harsh, don't you think?
Green Lantern
I'm sure he's spilled everything he knows to Cadmus.
Don't you understand? We can't trust him.
Green Lantern
J'onn... we can't trust anyone now.
Cool it, Martian. Back off, freak show, or the meat puppet eats it.
Come here. Let's go, girl.
I've set this for 30 seconds. Plenty of time for you to disarm. Or not, as the case may be.
Not very ladylike behavior, ma'am.
Tend to her. They thought of everything.
You really think we can do something with this?
An invulnerable juggernaut forged by the gods? Oh, yes, Miss Waller, most definitely.
I heard we lost Plastique.
Yes, ma'am. You'll have my full report by 0800.
Right. That'll be all. Rick, you're a good soldier. Your father would be proud.
KKragger
I'm supposed to believe you would give me your teammate? I'm brain-damaged, not stupid.
My animal senses are a hundred times more acute than yours. I could find her with ease.
H1Hawk #1
And why would you want to?
You mean besides saving myself. Shayera and I, we want the same man.
H1Hawk #1
Enough of this.
KKragger
Wait! I believe her. Lead the way.
Even if you got a medkit.
H1Hawk #1
We've got an analgesic projector back in the ship. After you help us.
If you want me in condition to track someone over his terrain. You'll take me to it right now.
H1Hawk #1
This will kill the pain.
We'll be meeting that when you wake up. J'onn, it's Vixen, can you hear me? Over.
Barely. Increased her geam game. Over.
We've been ambushed by a bunch of Thanagarians who have a serious matt on for Shayera. Over. J'onn? J'onn?
PDParan Dul
I don't think he heard you, human.
She's taking too long, I'm going back for her.
Only reason she ain't back the hawks got her. You already know that, so where are you really going.
Where I should have gone in the first place. Maybe they'll let her go, if I give them what they want.
Dagnabbit girl! I ain't gonna allow it!
You're not really in a position to stop me, are you, cowboy? Please. The Justice League is bound to send a search party in a day or two. Stay safe.
Vaya con Dios. Appears that you've got the drop on me, partner.
May have spoke prematurely on that. Now, you and me are gonna have a little confab concerning the location of your spaceship.
PDParan Dul
Would you care to surrender now or shall I have Kragger do something unseemly to your friend?
Let her go and I'm yours, no tricks.
PDParan Dul
I'm sure. Drop your mace, and we have a deal.
[Vixen screaming]
PDParan Dul
Who's flying my ship?
[Vigilante is flying a Thanagarian ship]
Consarned, dang-busted, alien control panel which can't nobody work proper! I'm comin', darlin'! Yee-haw!
[Paran Dul and Vixen are fighting in the back of the ship]
You folks mind? Doomed driver up here!
KKragger
You took everything from me! Destroy you! Destroy you!
[After Vixen tosses Paran Dul off the ship]
You okay? I will be, if you let me drive.
Green Lantern
[as Vixen and Shayera approach him, he holds out his arms] I was worried about you! [both girls stalk past him]
[to Shayera] When do you want to do this?
No time like the present.
Green Lantern
Mari? Shayera? Oh, man. This is gonna be ugly.
[cut to the girls sitting at a table, laughing]
Not to mention his taste in movies!
I know! OLD YELLER? What's that about? [they both laugh harder]
And he's such a marine! You should see his underwear drawer. He folds his socks! [both laugh again]
I have seen his underwear drawer. [both stop laughing]
He still has feelings for you, you know.
DDreamslayer
You think you can defeat me with a bubble?!?
[Dreamslayer uses his flame with more intensity in an attempt to break the bubble, the air runs out with Dreamslayer surrounded by smoke, Lantern dissolves the bubble and watches as Dreamslayer falls on top of a car]]
Green Lantern
It's a really good bubble.
[Shayera is about to get onto an elevator]
Green Lantern
Shayera, I wanted to - [doors open; sees Shayera in an evening gown] Judas Priest!
Green Lantern
No, no, it's just, uh... I've... never seen you in a dress before.
Green Lantern
It's, uh... fetching.
If you want one for Vixen, I can tell you where I got it.
[Both get closer, about to kiss]
Green Lantern
[clears throat] Listen...
[Batman gets on the elevator]
Glad I caught you before you did something stupid.
Green Lantern, what's your status?
Green Lantern
This sun's going nova any day now. It's worse than we thought. We'll have to deploy twice as many fusion dampers.
You're breaking up. Say again?
Green Lantern
The main point is, this is gonna take a while.
Understood. We've got it covered on this end. Check in whenever you can. Watchtower out. Green Arrow, S.T.R.I.P.E., Stargirl, Vigilante and Shining Knight, meet me on the bridge.
Guys! I was starting to think I was going to go out as the bottom of a supervillain dog pile!
Green Lantern
It sounds like Wally, but is there any way to be sure?
You want proof? Until he went off into the Marines, GL's nickname was-
Green Lantern
Stop! It's him. Man, you promised never to repeat that story!
I know, I was just messing with your head.
Well, can you tell us anything about Grodd's Secret Society? Where's the headquarters?
I don't know. In a swamp?
Shoot. I know. I was hoping they'd be out looking for us.
EPEmerald Princess
Obliterate them.
Okay, big guy, that's as far as you go.
TTharok
You can't stop Validus with that toy.
Rusty, I got him right where I want him.
Green Lantern
Kara. I knew what I was doing, but I couldn't stop.
PGPhantom Girl
Where are we?
BBBouncing Boy
Last thing I remember was... Oh, no.
Just so you know, the sharp part's on the other end, chief.
PPersuader
Believe me, that's coming.
EPEmerald Princess
Tear him to bits. Slowly.
PGPhantom Girl
We wanted to say thanks by making you honorary legionnaires.
Green Lantern
It's very nice, but I already have a ring.
BBBouncing Boy
Don't worry about it, GL. You can't keep it anyway. If you took it home, the future technology could pollute the time stream.
I'm keeping mine. I'm not going back. Kara? History says Supergirl never returned from this mission because she decided to stay in the future.
Whatever abducted them didn't leave any energy signature. Maybe Dr. Fate or Zatanna? Where's Kara?
Green Lantern
She asked us to give you this.
Tell Ma and Pa I love them. And I love you too, Clark. Don't take this the wrong way, but I've found a place where I can make a difference. Where I'm more than just Superman's kid cousin. I... I feel I belong here. Also, I met this boy.
You should have seen her. She was amazing.
Green Lantern
She's a grown woman now, capable of choosing--
Kara's headstrong, but she's always made good decisions. I trust her judgment. But you were right, Ollie. I wish I had told her.
It's okay, Clark. She knows.
Now, this boy Kara likes so much, does he have a name?
[nervous looks from Green Lantern and Green Arrow]
GGGentleman Ghost
I like it. Very imaginative. But your ring is useless against me, Lantern.
Green Lantern
Then why are you running from it?
[Gentleman Ghost groans]
GGGentleman Ghost
Mind the ion drive. That's delicate equipment.
[Green Lantern grunts]
Green Lantern
Right, I took you lightly. I won't make that mistake again.
GGGentleman Ghost
I think you might.
[Green Lantern screaming]
[Green Lantern groans]
GGGentleman Ghost
If I were to give you another chance, I mean.
[Gentleman Ghost grunting]
HHawkman
He's all yours, GL. The Nth metal in this net--
Green Lantern
Has properties that interfere with dimensional shifting. I know.
GGGentleman Ghost
Next time, Green Lantern, I'll do you proper.
Green Lantern
Quiet down in there.
[Gentleman Ghost grunting]
[Gentleman Ghost groans]
HHawkman
I fought our Gentleman Ghost before. These intangible types can be tricky.
Green Lantern
Uh-huh.
HHawkman
But he didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Green Lantern
Look, Hawkman, I appreciate the help. Let's leave it at that.
HHawkman
Well, give Shayera my regards.
[Shayera Hol grunting]
You might wanna ease up a bit there. Most guys don't really go for the ripped, bulky look.
Just trying to maintain my girlish figure. My girlish, girlish figure. And why does it always have to be about the guys, anyway?
Honey, it's always about the guys. And since I'll be away on that photo shoot for a week--
Well, I’m surprised you haven’t made your move before now.
I'm still trying to figure out the right Earth protocol for this situation. It's not like I can assassinate you in your sleep, or poison your water... I miss Thanagar.
Let's say, just for the sake of argument, that I believe a single word of your story. How did you survive the explosion?
By the skin of my teeth. But stranded more than a power ring's charge from home, we found ourselves dependent on the kindness of strangers. A resident of the nearby planet, New Genesis, drawn by our ship's explosion, offered his help. We accepted, of course.
You've got some nerve coming to us for help.
Darkseid took Brainiac away from me. I can't hear his voice in my head anymore!
Enough of the crazy talk, Lex. Darkseid said he was coming to Earth to destroy it. You guys are supposed to keep that from happening.
Green Lantern
We'll do just that, lady. Thanks for the heads up.
You're all going into holding cells.
You think so? Ain't no way we're giving up without a...
TMr. Terrific
Watchtower to Metro Tower. We've got a situation.
What's going on up there?
Multiple hyperspatial incursions. But they're planetside. I'm sending telemetry.
He's right. Can you hear it? Like thunder.
Attention all Justice League personnel, this is an omega-level threat.
BDBlue Devil
Get to the Javelins.
No time. All members prepare for emergency teleport. Send us first. Give the others a chance to get their pants on.
TMr. Terrific
You got it.
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