Bruce Wayne quotes from Justice League Unlimited

Bat Lash

Which I'd suspect is most of it, what with him being so mule-stupid and all.

David Clinton

It's been horrible here. Humiliating. I just want to go home. I'll gladly take my punishment if you help me get back.

How did Tobias take over a whole town with a time machine?

David Clinton

Future tech, like his extra-dimensional six-gun.

Bruce Wayne

And his surveillance cameras. We need to go. Now.

You're with us.

Bat Lash

That's a healthy gal.

I've got their positions. I'm gonna take 'em down.

Don't hurt anyone. We could accidentally change history.

Little late for that, don't you think?

Bruce Wayne

Go ahead. Give me an excuse.

Something's happening out there.

Bat Lash

Something's happening, all right. The cavalry's arrived.

Who are you people?

Ohiyesa Smith

Sheriff Ohiyesa Smith.

El Diablo, ever at the service of justice.

Jonah Hex

Jonah Hex. Don't have a lot of time for jawing. In these parts, there's an abundance of bad men who need setting straight.

Jonah Hex

If you all are working for Tobias, there's gonna be difficulty.

Bat Lash

Easy, Jonah - they're with me. They helped me out of a spot while I was here incognito tryin' to find out more about Tobias.

Ohiyesa Smith

What have you learned?

Bat Lash

Among other moral failings, the man cheats at poker.

Jonah Hex

[scoffs] I could have told you that. [hacks and spits]

Bruce Wayne

Why don't you start from the begining?

Ohiyesa Smith

I've lived in Elkhorn since the war and sheriffed most of that time. This here's a mining town, booming too. Folks sometimes get a mite rowdy on payday, but still, it's a good place to live. There's never been any mischief here I couldn't handle until about six months ago. Tobias Manning's always been trouble. I've run him out of town before. Well, he came back, except this time he had... I don't know, magic powers.

There's no such thing as magic, my friend. It was some sort of trickery.

Ohiyesa Smith

Well, he tricked me near to death.

Ohiyesa Smith

He whipped me good. Ran me out of town like a stray dog. He took over the down. Runs it like his own personal kingdom. Treats the town people like slaves. That's unacceptable to me.

The sheriff went looking for men who would help take Tobias down. He found us.

Jonah Hex

What's your stake in this?

We're lawmen, too.

Jonah Hex

From back east?

Bruce Wayne

Sure.

We came here to bring this man to justice. Indirectly, he's the source of your trouble, too.

Tobias stole a weapon from him. It's the source of his magic.

Bruce Wayne

We'll need to take that weapon back.

Since we all want pretty much the same thing, we should work togheter.

Ohiyesa Smith

I ain't about to turn down help.

What's the plan?

Jonah Hex

Plan? Heh. We put him in the ground. Fancy gun belt you got there. I'm thinking you folks are time travelers.

Bruce Wayne

Where would you get a crazy idea like that?

Jonah Hex

Experience. I've had an interesting life.

Ohiyesa Smith

We're getting close. I wanna warn you, there's some downright unusual activity going on hereabouts. Don't let it throw you.

Don't worry about it. We've got a lot of experience with unusual-- [a cowboy riding a pterodactyl flies towards them] I'm sorry. You were saying?

We've been sighted. They'll be ready for us.

I sincerely doubt that.

Bat Lash

Hey, tinhorn!

Ohiyesa Smith

Tobias!

If it isn't Pow Wow Smith. Wasn't expecting to see your sorry hide again.

Ohiyesa Smith

I've told you before about calling me that. It ain't gonna happen again.

No. I expect this is the last time. Go for your gun, chief, so I can ventilate you proper.

Bruce Wayne

Six guns. Six of us. Nobody miss.

My guns!

Ohiyesa Smith

You and me, partner. Right now.

Another day, lawman. Nova!

Jonah Hex

Let him. Man needs to balance his own accounts.

Have it your way. Let's finish this.

Ohiyesa Smith

This what you're looking for?

Green Lantern

Near as my ring can figure, that's everything that shouldn't be here.

Bat Lash

Shoot. I wanted me one of them fancy ray guns.

Jonah Hex

Ain't dependable. They jam.

David Clinton

Oh, you forgot to reset the compensator. Here. Let me.

David Clinton

Or maybe I'm lying.

Bat Lash

Huh.

We've been expecting you.

But I bet you weren't expecting us.

Green Lantern

Static? What's going on?

Dad?

We need to get out of here.

Leaving so soon? You didn't even take any party favors.

Incoming! That's not gonna hold.

Where do you think you're going, sugar?

Look, Dee Dee, another Green Lantern. He's much cuter than the last one we killed, don't you think, Dee Dee?

Green Lantern

How'd you?

Ow.

Hold still so I can pound you.

Yeah, that's what I'll do.

Hey! What's the big idea? You shouldn't ought to have done that.

We're getting out of here now. Not a chance. Hold the line.

Wonder Woman

He's right. We're the Justice League. We don't run from a fight.

I don't remember putting this up for a vote.

Green Lantern

Keep your head in the game. There's always a way. Virgil! I need some cover.

They're gone, Dee Dee. Bet I know which way they went, Dee Dee.

After 'em!

Green Lantern

I think we've lost them.

Wonder Woman

Where are we headed? The Watchtower?

Not exactly.

This is Justice League headquarters?

For now. We're all that's left of the League.

You've traveled about fifteen years into your future.

Green Lantern

Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for a man your age.

The miracles of modern medicine. Sixty-five is the new thirty.

And the Watchtower? :Batman II: It's gone. We lost a lot of good people that day.

Wonder Woman

You mean, Superman, J'onn, all the others? :Warhawk: Yeah. You too.

And the bat cave? :Old Bruce Wayne: This is all we have left now. Deal with it. Surprised to see me?

A little. I'm more surprised that I lived so long.

Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met?

[in unison] Not now.

Great. What did they used to call it? Stereo?

This is a little weird for everybody. I'm Warhawk. Rex Stewart.

Green Lantern

Your mother. Who is she?

Kind of obvious, don't you think?

Even if it isn't, leave it be. You don't wanna know too much about your future.

Trust me, you really don't.

Shayera was one cranky pregnant lady. Although to be fair, if I'd laid an egg that size...

[to Green Lantern] He's kidding, Dad—not that I understand why you think this is anything to joke about.

Because we already won. Think about it: If old Bruce is here, that means he already lived through this as Batman.

Old Bruce Wayne

Flawless logic...except that I have no memory of ever going to the future and meeting my older self, or of anything else that's happening today.

Bruce Wayne

You're in my chair.

Yeah, guess I am. [gets up]

Bruce Wayne

Where the devil have you been? [sits down]

I had some stuff to take care of.

Bruce Wayne

Enigma's overrated - especially at 3 A.M. You could've called. I made you some soup, but it's cold.

Sorry - didn't mean to worry you.

Bruce Wayne

[trying to open his medication bottle] I was worried about Gotham. If Batman's not around--

[opens bottle for Bruce and holds out the pills] I've got it covered. Always.

Bruce Wayne

[looks at Terry for a moment and takes the pills] Kent called. Nothing apocalyptic, he just wants your opinion on a case he's working. Said you could meet him at the Metro Tower.

Right. Better suit up. [heads for Batcave entrance]

Bruce Wayne

You should eat something first. Keep up your strength.

When I get back.

Bruce Wayne

You're a stubborn piece of work, you know that?

[smiling] Just like my old man.